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Would you rather die while having lots of $ex...or live 5 more years...not ever having it?

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New Beauty Trend - - <em>is it for you?</em>
It's difficult thinking about Trump with the same reverence as JFK.

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Please come up with a word with "man" in it. <em>Manipulated...</em>

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Years ago we would eat anything; now we <u>have</u> to know what's in it...

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😡 I'm a forgiving person but that doesn't mean you're right, it just means I want to move on. <em>amirite?</em>
When you experience an ache or a pain...do you immediately self-diagnose?
You will likely never do something (which is possible to accomplish) that you have never done (like invent a new dance)... <strong>amirite?</strong>

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To what extent do your pants smell of danger?
The Orionid Meteor shower peaks tonight. Is the weather going to be clear for you to get a peek?
"An apple a day will keep the doctor away". Who would you hope would stay away if you ate a kumquat?

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Political correctness is a bit like a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

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<b>A Smart or a Crazy Answer?</b> <b>* The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army. </b> After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.   When questioned he said: "Due to my metabolic inability to cope with change I did not respond to external stimuli and remained in a comatose condition."  The C.P.O., who didn't understand a word, listened to this report with awe and sent the sailor to the psychiatrist. *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war059.html
☣ How often do you have a massage...and who is doing the touching? ☣
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👽 Are you paranoid or just deeply suspicious of anybody who wants to spend time with you? 👽

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If you like President Trump you're going to LOVE President Pence.

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Have you ever had a VERY embarrassing moment? Mine just happened today.....
Giving very odd excuses <b>* The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.  "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."  The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.  "Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."  The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.  "Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."  "Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."  "No," said the G.I., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them." </b>* Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war003.html

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