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And since everyone is forever alone, people are going to start paying dentists just to know what it feels like to have someone near your face

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What are the first 41 rules?

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1. If the remote is more than arms length away, it's impossible to reach
2. It is forbidden to ever get up for your own beverage, you must always ask as many people as possible to get it for you
3. If no one will get you the drink (lazy bastards), you must rethink your thirst
4. Homework is going to take longer than 30 minutes? It's not that important
5. Homework isn't due tomorrow? Thats not getting started tonight
6. Don't set a passoword on your phone, it takes too much energy to enter in EVERY TIME you open your phone
7. Walking from class to class on a daily basis is enough exercise, therefore you can spend the rest of your time on amirite?
8. You must fill your arms to the maximum capacity when moving things so you don't have to ever make two trips
9. If you can't reach your phone charger from your comfy bed, don't bother plugging it in
10. Lifting your arm is too tiring when you first wake up, so just sleep through your alarm clock instead of hitting snooze
11. It takes too much energy to actually find the people in your house you need to talk to, just call them from your cell phone no matter how close you are
41. Don't write all the lazy rules- it's a waste of time

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That awkward kid in the back of class with a stutter and a slight limp...

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Sexy Sexy

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Hey, Neville was an awkward kid with a stutter and look how he turned turned out

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We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!

One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, **** it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.

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I'm going to ruin this for everyone: Hermine kills Voldemort just as Ron dies by the hands of Nevile, who goes bad because he is in love with Bellatrix. Yeah, J.K Rolling brings in a lot of strange twists.

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Put a whole bunch of w's, ski's, and z's together and bam, you got a Polish last name.

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"By gosh, my body just seems to have an insatiable craving for a most succulent hamburger! I'm just so irresistibly drawn to that item on your menu, I feel as though I'd be going amiss without it!" "Very well, sir, shall that be cash or I.Q.?" "Oh, regrettably, I'm currently at a bit of a loss cash-wise. I do believe I shall tap in to my abundant Intellectual Quotient reserve, my good man!"
"10 minutes later"

"I hope you enjoyed your burger! Have a good day, sir!" "HNUUUUUUUUUUR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *drools*"

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*entering Buckingham*

Salutations, newest visitor to the area of Buckingham! Please hasten to the next left turn and proceed up the tarmac for twenty-seven metres before drawing your vehicle to the pavement. We do hope you have a fabulous time.

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Or being a muggle-born with a last name like Black.

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Ariodante Ariodante

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Exhibit A: Rebecca Black.

She is part mermaid on her mother's side, which explains why she can't sing on dry land.

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I thought it was because you couldn't apparate without a wand, and Lily and James didn't have theirs when Voldy came over for tea.

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I've thought of something like this and even made my own post about it. I've wondered whether or not this reality exists within my own mind and the real me is just locked in a crazy farm somewhere, like in Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Season 6 episode, "Normal Again". Maybe we're all just born to reflect our own reality within our minds and our true selves are all just kinda floating in some sort of energy or whatnot, sort of like The Matrix, only without the enslavement or technological aspect of it. When I talk to someone, am I only talking to another piece of myself? Am I merely typing this to a billion separate fragments of my own mind? It actually kind of irritates me sometimes that there's no way to be certain that the reality I know is actuality.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "gestapo" "gestapo who?" *slap* "VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS!"

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