+17It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+14If you put a bumper sticker on your car saying, "Everything I needed to know about...
+11Everybody has issues with their self
esteem
+7It's said that we can't relive the past.
But in a way, that's all we do. Amirite?
+7It's not bad to be in an environmental career and still like sports cars amirite?
+1Google translate should add 'cRaZy
t33nAg3R' to the languages it can
translate. Amirite?
0There's nothing like taking a big dump after a rich meal
+3You support people's right to burn the
American flag in protest, amirite?
+7Having to hide your feelings all the time freaken hurts
+17It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+61Sometimes a piece of fruit is only a
piece of fruit, even when it looks like
a bit of...
-32When someone uses the term “keep
it down” in a post, you have to
check the...
+19You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
If a mainstream radio station was to
play a specific genre for one day only,
which...
+17It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+24It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
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Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
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AnonymousFood and Drink
Yeah, every time I go order a muffin my guts disappear into another dimension.
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Anonymous
What is greater than God, but more evil than the devil. The rich need it, but the poor already have it. If you eat it, you will die.
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Anonymous
Bacteria.
Now I know the true answer, but bear with me. It is known that complex life evolved from bacteria, so it is arguable that bacteria gave rise to all life. Knowing this, it is logically more sound to say that bacteria created complex life than God did. Despite being so simple, bacteria is incredibly powerful. The toxicity of some bacteria is astounding, and their ability to adapt to antibiotics makes them harder and harder to kill. Being that they are so toxic and will eventually overcome the only obstacle they have, they will be completely capable of wiping out all life on Earth. This is much more than the Devil has ever accomplished. The rich need it in the form of Botox. Botox is Botulinum, the deadliest bacteria on Earth, and the rich go out to buy it. The poor already have bacteria due to being generally less cleanly than the rich. Having addressed the potential toxicity of bacteria, the last one speaks for itself.
There, I found a way to spice up the answer to this riddle.
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What is greater than God, but more evil than the devil. The rich need it, but the poor already have it. If you eat it, you will die.
7 Comments
Anonymous
I'M POOR MIKE, DO YOU THINK I'M DIRTY? JK though. I'm only poor cos student. I plated botulinum in the lab once
I think.
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In response to “I'M POOR MIKE, DO YOU THINK I'M DIRTY? JK...”
EW, POOR PEOPLE! PLEASE DON'T REPLY TO MY COMMENTS! I hope you don't have any student loans to pay off, those things are brutal. And were you terrified? Botulinum toxin is literally the most toxic substance known to man. I checked after I made the comment, and the LD50 is as low as 1.4 nanograms per kilogram of body weight.
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What is greater than God, but more evil than the devil. The rich need it, but the poor already have it. If you eat it, you will die.
7 Comments
Anonymous
I asked my friend this one once. He thought long and hard and looked me dead in the eye and said "soap." It still crack me up thinking about what must have been going through his head thay made soap greater than god and more evil than the devil.
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Three envelopes are presented in front of you by an interviewer. One contains a job offer, the other two contain rejection letters. You pick one of the envelopes. The interviewer then shows you the contents of one of the other envelopes, which is a rejection letter. The interviewer now gives you the opportunity to switch envelope choices. Should you switch?
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I flip the interviewer the bird for doing such an asinine thing in the first place.
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You would date Eric Forman, amirite?
913 Comments +237 / 80%
Is that the guy that has his own range of grills? I do love a man that can cook
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davejavu
You find it somewhat disappointing that you'll never be able to experience the world through another person's eyes. Out of the billions of people in this world, the only life you'll ever really know is your own. Amirite?
154 Comments +325 / 87%
That's why it's fun to get really close to people, and then kidnap them and force them to explain their every thought to you until they die.
+441 Reply
You find it somewhat disappointing that you'll never be able to experience the world through another person's eyes. Out of the billions of people in this world, the only life you'll ever really know is your own. Amirite?
154 Comments +325 / 87%
That's why it's fun to get really close to people, and then kidnap them and force them to explain their every thought to you until they die.
+441 Reply
In response to “That's why it's fun to get really close to...”
Personally, I've found that method very ineffective. I can never really get any coherent thoughts out of the subjects if they're tied to a chair. I prefer to stalk people. After all, you are who you truly are when nobody's around. I get much greater insight into the normal behaviour of my subjects.
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Your dad curses more often than your mom, amirite?
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I had to think about this because it's pretty close, then I remembered that today mom got mad on the road and called somebody a " bag of ****", I think she wins against my dad.
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Szomorú vasárnap (Gloomy Sunday) - Miklós SebÅ
You did not know that more people have committed suicide after listening to the song Gloomy Sunday (written in 1933 in Hungary) than any other song in history. The song has been covered by dozens of artists over the years and continues to be performed today because of its hauntingly beautiful melody. Amirite?
418 Comments +33 / 70%
Well, if you want to go ahead spreading lies and corrupting information...
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In response to “Well, if you want to go ahead spreading lies...”
I bet you're the life of the party.
... If it was at a graveyard
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If you dated Taylor Swift, you should have an 'orange' theme. Orange flowers, orange jewellery, orange food. Then, when it came time to break-up, do it with an orange letter inside an orange. That would make her break-up song hard to write, amirite?
5916 Comments +424 / 94%
How do you get a letter inside an orange?
+441 Reply
If you dated Taylor Swift, you should have an 'orange' theme. Orange flowers, orange jewellery, orange food. Then, when it came time to break-up, do it with an orange letter inside an orange. That would make her break-up song hard to write, amirite?
5916 Comments +424 / 94%
Orange you glad you took me for a fooo-ooollll!
Orange you glad you broke my haa -aaahhhh- arrrttt!
Orange you glad you have a tiny too-oo-ool!
Banana
Banana
Banana
Baaanaaaanaaaaaaa!
Banana
Banana
Banana
BAAANNNAAANNAAA!
Orange you glad I didn't say baaannnaaaannnaaaaaa!
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You've had at least one song ruined by having a bad memory associated with it
514 Comments +176 / 89%
My alarm tone.
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A lot of the time when you haven't gotten nearly enough sleep you become extremely emotional and dramatic about little things, amirite?
23 Comments +105 / 89%
One time I hadn't slept for over 50 hours and I was watching a rugby game and the team I wasn't going for only scored one try the whole game and I cried because I felt bad for them.
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When one person commits an atrocity, it is considered a crime and is met with punishment. When millions of people commit atrocities, it is considered a culture and is met with tolerance, amirite?
79151 Comments +856 / 95%
Seriously, why was there no POTD yesterday?
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In response to “Seriously, why was there no POTD yesterday?”
Well Lucyjoan, it's quite simple.
If you re-arrange the letters in 'No post of the day' You get 'foop tha dony dest'
If you type 'foop tha dony dest' in Google translate from English to simplified Chinese you with get 'foop THA dony DEST'. As you can see 'THA' and 'DEST' are capitalized for some reason. If you take the capitalized words and put them together, you get 'THADEST' which if said quickly sounds like 'The test'
Which I obviously just passed.
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A truly cringe-worthy horror movie would be a video compilation of all the stupid things you've said and done over the years, amirite?
3615 Comments +416 / 97%
My face would get wrinkly from cringing.
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Anonymous
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty
7 Comments +6 / 53%
Anonymous
Writing in sentences that don't
+19193 Reply
I can't be the only one that's stepped on their finger before.
27 Comments +42 / 72%
AnonymousLife
I try to pull my sheets up and punch myself in the face frequently.
+2312 Reply
In response to “I try to pull my sheets up and punch myself in...”
Since we're sharing "punched myself in the face" stories I managed to throw a jab at training and bring my hand back to my face so fast I punched myself.
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ActionMan
I can't be the only one that's stepped on their finger before.
27 Comments +42 / 72%
AnonymousLife
Yeah it's okay, I've gone to pull up my sleeve and punched myself in the chest on more than one occasion
0221 Reply
In response to “Yeah it's okay, I've gone to pull up my sleeve...”
I once slept on my arm. My arm was feeling numb in the morning, so I tried moving it with my other hand and slapped myself.
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eldorito
I can't be the only one that's stepped on their finger before.
27 Comments +42 / 72%
AnonymousLife
Yeah it's okay, I've gone to pull up my sleeve and punched myself in the chest on more than one occasion
0221 Reply
In response to “Yeah it's okay, I've gone to pull up my sleeve...”
I try to pull my sheets up and punch myself in the face frequently.
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It's okay that I've been wearing the same underwear for 6 months because I stained them and I'm too embarrassed to put them in the hamper. amirite?
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Chandler
Burn them. No, in fact, I'll give you a journey of where to go. First you must start at the CN Tower. Now, I want you to go straight for 5km. You will meet Robert, he will give you a train ticket to go to the middle of Nevada. Once there, dig until you hit a pipe. A dead corpse will be waiting there with wood. Now with the wood, we need you to make a canoe. You will go to the nearest swimming pool, they will not accept you in with the canoe, so you must lay it down then leave. Where ever you are, there will be a car behind you. Go in the car and drive to the ocean. Now you must not jump out, you have to stay in the car. You will stay there until you die. All the steps I gave you were merely to tire you from any success in escaping the car. Now go, fulfill your destiny.
But anyways, troll, you inspired me to spend 3 minutes on this comment. I found it rather enjoyable...
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Pay attention in math class because it is the one thing you might actually need to know in real life someday when the cash register breaks down and you have to count change back to a customer on your own, amirite?
5 Comments +23 / 64%
DarkLadyMathematics
What I am getting from this post:
- Everyone who reads it will work in retail.
- If a cash register broke down they would force the cashier to memorise the price of every item in the store and do all the relevant calculations in their head.
- Cash registers count out the change for the cashier.
- It is more likely that all electronic devices in a store would simultaneously malfunction than it is that someone would come into a store who didn't share your first language, so basic addition and subtraction (which I guess you're learning all throughout school?) is a better spent school subject for a cashier than a foreign language.
- There are people out there who only have enough tolerance for school to pay attention in one subject, but they can choose which one without issue.
Is there something I'm missing?
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People should stop trying to change gender roles and let men act manly and women to act feminine.
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AnonymousGirls vs Boys
Are you retarded? No offense to retarded people but damn... seriously?
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Giving characters stupid names in video games (penispoop, beachedwhale, etc.) is pretty fun amirite?
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I always name my coffee shop "Shitknocker's", "Diarrhea", or "Ewwww." Haha...
http://www.coolmath-games.com/0...hop/index.html
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In response to “I always name my coffee shop...”
Haha, on Zelda I named m guy Assface. I was talking to some boss thing, and he said "Assface? What a nice name, your parents have great taste in names!"
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You want to have another life after this one, amirite?
953 Comments +358 / 82%
No! Please, no! The past dozens that I've had have been hellish enough, and I don't need another one! I just hope it all ends for me on Friday.
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