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This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them.
The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.

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Take a dump. Tell someone to go ** themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have ** with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?

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I always think about that when I re read the first book. I imagine Harry becoming friends with Draco in the robe shop, joining Slytherin because he wouldn't have had such a bad opinion of them going to school and wouldn't have asked the sorting hat to not put him in Slytherin. I assume the background story would still be the same: Harry's parents die and Voldemort tries to kill Harry because of a prophesy that neither could live while the other survived- maybe sense Slytherin turns out more dark wizards than any other house, Harry would have gone to the dark side and killed Voldemort to take his place- maybe to make up for the Durleys never paying attention to him and the influence of his Slytherin house/the Malfoy family's infatuation with the dark side but fear of Voldemort.

I thought up a few alternative stories, too. I spend way too much time daydreaming.

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I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

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Shut up with your stupid **** goddamn post with your mother last night in your room and you were adopted ....face.

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sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so i can understand the harry potter POTD's...

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All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.

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If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

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Well, at first I only had the dragons I was born with. But I found Harry Potter really inspiring, so now I've got an arsenal of protective spells as well. There's the Thieves Downfall; that one reveals men who don't truly love me. And then, of course, there's the hymen that sucks people inside and traps them there. I check it once every ten years. And to even gain access to this place you need to show the key to my chastity belt to a bat-eared goblin. Next I'll be getting the "Welcome, stranger, but take heed" poem tattooed above my **** hair. It's a work in progress.

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This can be a great motivational quote. "When the going gets tough, at least your left hand isn't a potato."

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There once was a duck who was uglier than all of the other ducklings, let's call him Phil. Everyday Phil would swim around the pond and everyday the other ducklings would mock him by shouting, "Bat face! Bat face!" They never included him in their games and Phil was more often than not left alone to gaze at his own hideous reflection on the pond's surface. One day as Phil made his rounds of the pond he spotted an eagle on the horizon. "Eagle!" He thought and "Eagle" he cried to the others as he swam over to the group. But they wouldn't listen. "Phil thinks he sees an eagle" they scoffed, and promptly they went back to their duck games. So Phil pecked them and scratched them and shoved them into the underbrush. And just in time, as the last one tumbled into hiding the eagle's shadow passed over top and away again into the distance. "You bully!" Shouted the others. "If you peck us we'll peck you back!" And Phil let them. Because he knew that he was the hero they deserved, but not the one they needed. Because he was a watchful protector, a silent guardian.

A dark knight.

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I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as a joke 'If you don't have a name for next week I'm going to just call it Apple!

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What company was that?

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