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If you're referring to the Christian idea of Hell, then Satan isn't actually in charge of it. The Bible describes him as an angel in a position of Heavenly authority who rebelled against God and was cast out of Heaven. He roams the earth (Job 1:7) and is the prince, or god, of this world (2 Corinthians 4:4), and he will be punished for his continued rebellion at the end of days (Revelation 20:10) by being thrown into Hell. He isn't in charge of Hell; common misconception.

If he was, though, then it might make sense for him to be pleased rather than upset with us if we were sinning. However, he has no fondness for humans, thinking nothing of wreaking havoc of every flavor on us (see Job's tale). Although he is doubtless pleased when we harm ourselves and others and rebel against God, he is also pleased with our suffering. In my opinion, then, it would make more sense for him to enjoy our wreaking of havoc while we live, then punish us even more when we die. That dirty sadomasochist.

SUPER DEEP THEOLOGY ON AMIRITE WOOOOO

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Yeah, Hand is kind of an annoying guy. I mean, first he gets in between everybody's relationships, and now someone can't even practice some karate without him being around?

Damn you, Hand.

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I agree. The worst part is the random boners. You're just chatting with your friends or changing in the locker room or having dinner with someone and all of a sudden, you have this long, stiff muscle bulging from your pants. Not only does it make you feel awkward, but it's really uncomfortable at times.

But at least it doesn't randomly discharge smelly fluids or blood.

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You also don't see a 10 year old with a deep man's voice, so I guess it's a choice when your vocal pitch drops too.

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When I was 15 i was so sick of trying to remember how long the month was I decided bleeding from my **** once a month would be a super way to keep track.

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I had two male cats who were gay. They were also twin brothers. Gay twincest cats.

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I'm British and for me and and for everyone I know tea is an important part of normal life. If u go round to any family members house the first thing they do is go make a 'cuppa'

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Is lucky charms a breakfast cereal or something? :p I don't talk like a leprechaun, I talk more like Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter :)

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Do they not have Lucky Charm's cereal in Ireland? That's just... just not right...

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(Anonymous-er): dont mock southerners. they're like the brittish, they just have a differant accent. would you mock the british?

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I would if they lived in trailers and married their sisters.

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