91% Big pharmaceutical companies, are fueled
by greed and do not care about people's
health?
100% Brags about standing for the national
anthem. Sits his **** on the flag.
Amirite?
100% Marko's weird alien thread (and I'm not
referring to uncle Vic here)
100% How fortunate for governments that the
people they administer don't think.
71% People say satire is dead. It's not
dead; it's alive and living in the White
House.
67% I know I'm drinking myself to a slow
death, but then I'm in no hurry." -
- Robert...
67% There is nothing in the dark that isn't
there when the lights are on." - -
Rod...
Ask Alice! Do you remember your first
wet dream?
High School Teacher Gives Kids 'Shooting
at Trump' as Option in Multiple-Choice
Quiz...
100% What butterflies look like on radar
100% Gravitational waves heard for the first
time
Do you find polar bears having more fun
than yourself?
If you aren't willing to drink your own
urine, then whose piss would you
prefer...
Have you noticed how the Pope treats
badgers in all of those forest parties?
100% You don't bother reading the subtitles
during an explicit foreign movie love
scene...
Ask Alice! Do you remember your first
wet dream?
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To eye the tiger.
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"MY CABAAGGEEESS!"
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Anonymous
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In China, cats say Mao...
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"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning. " - CS Lewis
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I disagree with this for a couple reasons. One, I think there are lots of people who would say they're bad people. And two, there is no such thing as a good or bad person. It's completely subjective and a matter of one's own morals. So even though most people would say that Hitler is a bad person, this opinion carries no more weight than that of anyone who would say he's a good person.
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Hugging. And high fives.
Not at my school specifically, but at others.
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annikarosee
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In sixth grade, they banned physical contact with each other, so we held a protest and sat on the curb yelling, "LET US TOUCH!"
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Ha, my mum always does crap like that to me. I'll go grocery shopping with her, and we'll have a big trolley of groceries, and then she'll leave to get one thing that she forgot, but she's gone for 20 minutes, and I end up at the cashier, and end up having to pay for it.
She also makes a habit of taking me to the shops with her, and then leaving when she's ready without telling me, driving off without me, so I have to take the bus home.
She swears she doesn't do it on purpose, but I have my doubts.
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Simon
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Trolley
Sorry, I'm American.
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Then explain to me how leaves stay on trees, oh and while your at it, explain how birds fly and how clouds stay in the sky... oh wait, that's right, YOU CAN'T!
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smart
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Are you actually that stupid? The leaves stay on the trees because they're f'king connected from the stems of each leaf.....I feel like you're either trolling, or you're like 5 years old. Do you want me to go and explain the actual physical bonds of the cells of the leaves or what? Birds can fly because the force they are creating from flapping their wings is greater than the force of gravity that is pulling them down. When I say force, I mean the force of pushing the air molecules downward. Yes, air does have volume and mass, as do clouds. Clouds float because the tiny crystals that they are made out of are just as light as air, so in a sense, they ARE air. The crystals they are made out of are too small to have any fall velocity. Think of dust particles floating above the ground. They float because they are light as air. Where the particles go is determined by the air currents.
Your education seems to have derived from episodes of Spongebob.
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Shakespeare: I whip my quill to and fro.
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I made the post for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
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It's the only gaming system that's spherical.
SPHERICAL!
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I'm on a laptop
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I'm on a horse.
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STOP LYING TO US. YOU'VE ALL BEEN EXPOSED.
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Morocco is in Africa, and in the desert region. That seahorse must be very lost.
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There is no I in team but there are three in narcissistic and they are all quite handsome.
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LEHT'S HAFF SOME FUN, ZIS BEAT IST SICK. I VANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK!!!
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I had nails for breakfast
...without any milk.
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I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(
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This reminds me of something that would be on Totally Kyle..
"One time, I was like, walking. Down a path. And I like, looked up, and I saw this tree. And I was all 'ahhhh! tree!' and the tree was all 'ahhhh! kyle!' and so I walked away."
"That was Totally Kyle"
"TOTALLY!" *strums guitar*
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Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
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neither have they.
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Also, there's no "u" in "color."
Because America ROCKS!
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I thought I should tell you that "crayons" and "alcohol" are not verbs.
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I beg to differ for I crayon and alcohol frequently.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom*.
Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar
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yup
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extremeninja10
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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At that point it is acceptable to simply kick the door in, SWAT-style.
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