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Or telling the hot girl that you're gay for your grandma's food...

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Anonymous

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Or feeding your hot gay grandma for your tell, and the camera sees you, so the casino kicks the both of you out for cheating at poker, and the girl still likes you.

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Shadi Shadi

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Simplistic idea, dry delivery, and most definitely too soon. I'm going to have to give you a D+.
And then tell you to go **** yourself.
With a cactus.

(cry2) Now I'm all sad.

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Like the how mad are you scale?
0 - Chris Brown?

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Paigeperkkk Paigeperkkk

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Or the how much do you weigh scale?
0 - your current weight?

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Shadi Shadi

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It's got one foot in grave already.

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ActionMan

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I'd say it's hanging, grasping at the soil just around the edge, clinging for life, gazing up into the eyes of the unjustifiably banned users...

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5. People are gonna have different religions, beliefs, cultures, etc. You’re gonna have to live with these people, so suck it up and deal with it. However, if someone has a really insane belief (ex. Holocaust denial) feel free to point and laugh at them at every available opportunitity.
6. If you fail a year, you have to go back to Year 1 and start again. Similar to the Elite four in Pokemon . If you fail Year 6, you have to go back to Year 1 and do that, then Year 2, then Year 3, etc.
7. If I find out that any teacher is a paedophile, I will personally go to their house, kick them in the crotch, bash them with a cricket bat, give them the middle finger and then fire them.
8. The debating club will be run like real politics – it doesn’t matter what you say, how good a point you make, whether your position is correct, etc. – all that matters is how many friends you have, and how much people like you.

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Simon

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9. No socialisation that isn’t related to education. Be a fag in your own time, when you’re at school, you’re here to learn shit, not talk about the weekend.
10. To quote Summer Heights High: “If you ** up in school, then you’re gonna up in life. And that’s **.”

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THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON

(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy shit dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)

1. Every student shuts the ** up and sits the ** down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are ****. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take shit seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a ** on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have . And no at all before 16 – age of consent, **.

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5. People are gonna have different religions, beliefs, cultures, etc. You’re gonna have to live with these people, so suck it up and deal with it. However, if someone has a really insane belief (ex. Holocaust denial) feel free to point and laugh at them at every available opportunitity.
6. If you fail a year, you have to go back to Year 1 and start again. Similar to the Elite four in Pokemon . If you fail Year 6, you have to go back to Year 1 and do that, then Year 2, then Year 3, etc.
7. If I find out that any teacher is a paedophile, I will personally go to their house, kick them in the crotch, bash them with a cricket bat, give them the middle finger and then fire them.
8. The debating club will be run like real politics – it doesn’t matter what you say, how good a point you make, whether your position is correct, etc. – all that matters is how many friends you have, and how much people like you.

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Simon

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THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON

(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy shit dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)

1. Every student shuts the ** up and sits the ** down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are ****. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take shit seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a ** on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have . And no at all before 16 – age of consent, **.

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I think that means (goo) because OP wants to finger YOU. OP's intention is to make you feel significant above all other users on the site. This user makes me want to (cry2) out of joy.

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Shadi Shadi

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I never (cry2) out of joy, but I do (goo). For jokes, I usually (hmm), then (hehe). Telling jokes makes me feel (cool), especially when I get (l)'s and no one (n). When I don't get (y) I get (d) or (angry), but then I just end up (frown). Bad jokes get me to (un) and (no), dirty jokes to (hello). Funny idiots at least get (lolwut) as a reaction, while stupid idiots just get (ono). I (love) ice cream because I can (yum), but vegetables, (puke). Achievements always make me (smirk).

Um, I'm not sure where I was going with this (wary).

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