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I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

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Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" *beams proudly*
Potential Employer: "What the **** are they?"

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Whacka Whacka

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No, here's how it would go:

Potential employer: "I see you have seven diamond achievements on Amirite."
Me: "Yes..."
Potential employer: "Excuse me while I take my clothes off."

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Fun fact: it is completely acceptable to put Amirite achievements on your resume

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Galileo Galileo

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Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" *beams proudly*
Potential Employer: "What the **** are they?"

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Whacka Whacka

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I don't get it..?

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Anonymous

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WHY'D YOU READ IT IF YOU AREN'T SMART?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE?!?!?!



















WHY AM I YELLING?

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A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over 1 US pint (0.47 l) of perspiration per day.Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. In cold environments, socks decrease the risk of frostbite. Its name is derived from the loose-fitting slipper, called a soccus in Latin, worn by Roman comic actors.

The earliest known surviving pair of cloth socks. Dating from 300-500AD these were excavated from Oxyrhynchus on the Nile in Egypt. The split toes were designed for use with sandals. On display in the Victoria and Albert museum, reference 2085&A-1900.

12th-century cotton sock, found in Egypt. The knitter of this sock started work at the toe and then worked up towards the leg. The heel was made last and then attached to loops formed while knitting the leg. This practice allowed the heel to be easily replaced when it wore out.
Socks have evolved over the centuries from the earliest models which were made from animal skins gathered up and tied around the ankles.

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In human-computer interaction, cut and paste and copy and paste are related commands that offer a user-interface interaction technique for transferring text, data, files or objects from a source to a destination. Most ubiquitously, users require the ability to cut and paste sections of plain text. The cut command removes the selected data from its original position, while the copy command creates a duplicate; in both cases the selected data is placed in a clipboard. The data in the clipboard is later inserted in the position where the paste command is issued.

Computer-based editing can involve very frequent use of cut-and-paste operations. Most software-suppliers provide several methods for performing such tasks, and this can involve (for example) key-combinations, pulldown menus, pop-up menus, or toolbar buttons.

See, I can do it too.

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It's more proof why we can have several people with the same name.

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Truuninja Truuninja

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YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE BEEN NAMED MATTHEW, NOT XxMatthew90001990823xX?????

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Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too **** LICKER!

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I like how you always comment asking for loves and then get them.

I WANT LOVES TOO! LOVE MY COMMENT! PLEASE!!

LOVES!!!!!!

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All the guys are now actively searching for the girls that YYA'd.

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I will follow each and every one so they know I want to have **** with them.

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If the concert was one huge mosh pit, it would soon end up being one huge pit of dead bodies.

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It would be awkward to be the last one standing.
Like. Yyeeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Wait what **** is wrong with everybody? This. Is. Awesome!!!!!!

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Every time I see the guys on Cake Boss use rice krispie treats instead of cake I get angry.

I DIDNT ASK FOR RICE KRISPIE COVERED IN FONDANT.
I ASKED FOR CAKE, MAN, CAKE.
That's the name of the show. Cake Boss. Not Rice Krispie boss.

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Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Bismuth, Technetium, Helium, Sulfur.
Germanium, Thulium, Oxygen, Neon, Yttrium.

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And so the black man battled the gecko/lizard/mini-Godzilla until death while the band is playing in the background.

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Allstate Mayhem Guy:
I'm the random bystander who jumps in the fight for fun's sake, and throws you against your car window. Car window is now smashed to bits. Are you covered, or did you choose your own rates? Make sure you're in good hands, get Allstate!

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Mayhem is coming

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