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God, all I can think about is how fun it would be to design the commercials:

"Coming this Fall...It's the movie event of the decade...A four-way collaboration between the directors of The Notebook, Toy Story, The Avengers, and Inception...A passionate story of commitment in the face of giant robots and a global apocalypse...true love expressed through erotic **** in the command center of humanity's star battleship...with dinosaurs...and a marriage that will last forever. If you love a good action movie...slash romance...slash sci-fi...with full frontal nudity...and award-winning music...you know where you have to be. Playing soon at a theater near you."

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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You'd think that since I took a shit in the middle of the freeway three times it would be normal, amirite?

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CcRrAaZzYy CcRrAaZzYy

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http://ctrlv.in/50889
& yes I did reply to my own comment,because i'm a total tool like that.

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jraaey jraaey

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena,
Something something something something cosa buena,
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena,
EEEEH MACARENA.

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Whacka Whacka

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If I were a girl, I would tell a guy to touch them, then blast Rick Astley and be all "LOL YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED" then leave.

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

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"My bra's a stereo, it beats for you so listen close"

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ASWCC ASWCC

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Imagine me without no clothes, oh oh
Make me your dirty ho
And turn me on when you feel low
These big **** are meant for you
So stare at them whenever you want to
BIG **** HEROES BABY

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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Someone should make glasses that play ****. That way we're always staring into her eyes.

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Serg Serg

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"Yeah and so my mom has been yelling at me a lot lately... I appreciate that you're listening to me."
"Yeah!!! ** on her **!!!"
"...what?"
"..I meant, yeah come on.. your mom is being an ****."

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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Me- what about a Mexican cloth? Sis- i said should I take my necklace off?? Me- ohhh I thought you said something about a thing called Mexican washcloth.:)))))))))))))))

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Lillyannajones416

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Your smiley has an epic double-chin thing goin' on.

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I'm a girl and the thought makes me a little queasy.

Plus I don't think I'd even want a guy's face that near to... it.

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Anon

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Because you smell like a canned tuna factory?

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Anonymous

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Usually it involves getting shot and having your crush visit you at the hospital, thanking you for saving their life (note the anonymousness)

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They should make the new Spongebob episodes in 3D. Or a new show called Patrick Star. Just imagine the theme song:

"Who lives in a rockmate under the sea?"
"Patrick Star"
Lazy and dumb and awesome is he
"Patrick Star"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Patrick Star"
Goes jellfishing with his best buddy spongebob
"Patrick Star"
READY
Patrick Star
Patrick Star
Patrick Star

PATRICK STAR!!

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Patrick_Star Patrick_Star

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