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Yell "OCCUPADO! NO, NO!" in a ridiculous Spanish accent. Bonus points if they see you walk out and you aren't Mexican.

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"Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been six years since my last confession."
"Go ahead, my child."
"I took the Lord's name in vain. Normally I wouldn't, but it was just after I hit someone with my car."
"I see. Was this person you hit injured?"
"I don't know. I drove away without stopping to check."
"You didn't stop? That's a terrible sin!"
"Does it make it worse if it's a cop?"
"You - you hit a cop?!"
"I think so. I was speeding at the time."
"Well speeding's kind of inconsequential at this point... Did you at least call the police?"
"No way. They'd just put me in jail. Besides, even if the cop lived, they'd probably put me in jail for stealing the world's largest diamond... Father? Are you there?"
"You stole the world's largest diamond?"
"Yes. That's what I was driving away from when I hit the cop. Is that a sin?"
"Yes! Yes, that's a sin!"
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I didn't kill anyone to get it."
"Well I guess that's something..."
"Father, I need to confess another thing. I also lied. It was when I said I didn't kill anyone to get it. Man, it feels good to get that off my chest."
"Jesus Christ..."

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no way man, mine read the wasteland survival guide so they can hunt for their own food

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name name

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Dang, mine blew up Megaton so I couldn't help make it...

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EpicFlameSword EpicFlameSword

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no way man, mine read the wasteland survival guide so they can hunt for their own food

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'Stacey's mom has got it going on!' That is what came to mind when I read this post, lol. :-S

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Wooohooo Wooohooo

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Without my glasses the world seems to be covered in fuzz... like mold.

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Aimz Aimz

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Hmm, I usually define a "man" as a guy who treats others with respect, is self-reliant, and is willing to work hard and sacrifice for his loved ones. If he's doing all that from a cubicle, he doesn't need a damn truck.

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"So, your name is Robert?"
"No, it's Bob"
"Which is short for Robert."
"No. Rob is short for Robert. Bob is short for Bobert"

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I'm 18 and nobody wants to hire me. I'm guessing it's because my **** schedule due to college.

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Christ_Jesus Christ_Jesus

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Ok everyone, Jesus goes to college. Now there aren't anymore excuses for not going.

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I know a place,
Where the grass is really bluer.
Chilly, wet, and boring,
There must be something in the mountains.

You could travel the world,
But nothing comes close,
To the potato state.
Once you party with us,
You'll be falling asleep,
Ooooh oh ooooh.

Idaho girls,
We're forgettable.
Denim jeans,
Sweaters on top.
Paper white skin,
So chilly you'll need a coat.
Ooooh oh ooooh.

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DanielJames DanielJames

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Make a thread on a chat site saying gay marriage is stupid and homosexuals only want to be married to kidnap children, look at the responses, and then tell me who has no life.
The person who made the thread or the people posting essays on why you're wrong.

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Katffro Katffro

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