Craig_dontyouknow

Harry Potter would have been much more entertaining if Ron was a fire truck, amirite?

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Harry: We must find out who opened the Chamber of Secrets.
Ron: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO.

ActionMan

It's possible for a girl to have a dress that shows off her curves, but still reminds people that she can read, amirite?

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amirong Life

"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"

John_Smith

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire should be renamed Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got a Haircut, amirite?

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PercyGnaw

Instead of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Harry Potter and There Was Some Rule During The Holidays That Students Are Allowed To Wear Muggle Clothes For Some Reason

Anonymous

It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

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Anonymous

A similar yet fatal fate befell one of my friends. Someone was about to shoot him in the back of his head, and another person shouted "DUCK!" And then, my friend just started quacking.

Moral of the story: Proper, animal-free wording can save lives. Start today.

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FreeMustacheRides

The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?

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Chapstick

And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

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Desdemona

Why does everyone try to say "pika" before they sneeze, why not "rai", amirite?

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WeeTableFace

Not everyone's sneeze ends with 'chu.' I tried once and it sounded like 'piiikaaaa *snort*achbluhguh *cough cough*"

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I_Predict_A_Riot

It's kind of awkward and annoying when the people clap on beats 1 & 3 instead of beats 2 & 4, amirite?

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Nacholibre Music

At my school's dances, I clap half-note triplets just to anger my friends

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vitaminb

Why the hell did Harry name one of his kids after Snape? Yes, Snape was a good guy all along, and probably saved a lot of people by putting his life on the line, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a complete douchenozzle to Harry for 6 years, amirite?

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Anonymous

he basically took the names of everyone who died, mixed them up, and named his children after them

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Anonymous

In response to “he basically took the names of everyone who...”

"Hey, Dad?"
"What is it, James Lily Cedric Sirius Emmeline Amelia Albus Hedwig Alastor Rufus Dobby Colin Fred Nymphadora Remus Severus Potter?"

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MrRite

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?

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JLove

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Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a ton of loves.

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LittleRed

Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?

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Roxie Fun

The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O three" and spontaneously combusts. The fourth guy says, "I'll just have some H20" and then his pee is clear. The fifth guy says, "I'll have some h2O too" and then has beautiful hair. Later, due to safety and health regulations, the bar shuts down due to the large number of dangerous chemicals they serve. They later convert into a hair salon.

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pie

"Friday" by Rebecca Black is the WORST song EVER invented. It makes you lose hope in all of society, amirite?

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LAKERSoverHEAT Music

What? Some days I just can't decide if I want to kick it in the front seat or kick it in the back seat...

Eveniftherearetwopeopleclearlyoccupyingthetwofrontseats.

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ChubbyBunniez

The best part is, you don't see Harry saying "my life is average" in any of the films, amirite?

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Anonymous Harry Potter

And is this THE Anthony? The one who created this website?

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CaliforniaGurl

In response to “And is this THE Anthony? The one who created...”

No, it's the other Anthony. This one created amicorrect.gov

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I feel sorry for Harry Potter's kids. Imagine when they went to Hogwarts, "Damn it, James! When I was you age, I was knocking out trolls in the bathroom! You can't even get E's!", amirite?

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XsoulXsnatcherX Books

It would be worse for Hermione's kids, "How many times do I have to tell you, it's wingardium levi-OH-sa not wingardium levios-AH"

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soccerfan

Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

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Ross Music

Hogwarts: I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH

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laureneli23

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

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AdonisBatheus Fun

Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

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yesimrite

In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

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offensiveand_vulgar

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.