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Same thing happens to me in Sand storms
Brown kid probs
Except the sand in my eyes is enough, even worse than the stabbing.

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Kashish Kashish

I wish I could think of a clever pun like everyone else (frown)

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iceeselenawiz iceeselenawiz

In response to “I wish I could think of a clever pun like...

I guess I should just delete this comment.

Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Haha....ha

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iceeselenawiz iceeselenawiz

That's stupid. I don't spend that long in the 90's but i still remember a lot about it.

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davidsplanteII davidsplanteII

In response to “That's stupid. I don't spend that long in the...

Do you remember the console war between Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis? Do you remember cassette walkman? Do you remember when Fresh Prince was still making new episodes? Do you remember fanboysim between Killer Instinct and Mortal Kombat? Do you remember Windows DOS computers? Do you remember when Michael Jordan was still playing with the Chicago Bulls?

Of course you don't! You are a 00's kid!
1983-1992 only.

The reason why we Early 90's babies (1990-1992) treat you Mid-Late 90's Babies (1993-1999) the way we do is because we know what you missed out on.
People born in 1993-1995 could only remember a small portion of the 90's, and the 90's for people born in 1996-1999 was mostly diapers and breast milk.

If you were born 1993-1999, and want 90's nostalgia, watch this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRrUVVKigk

Just wait for the kids born in the 2000's to get older, and you can tell them what they missed out on.

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Anonymous

Yeah. But it's similar to when someone gets their doctorate. If I got mine I would still be the same person, just Dr. Blacksmith instead of Mr. Blacksmith. After sex, they are still the same person, just Andy the **** instead of Andy.

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AndyBlacksmith

She could write a grocery list and I'd read it.

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TargetLady TargetLady

In response to “She could write a grocery list and I'd read it.

-milk
-eggs
-chicken
"Oh my god, she put eggs before chicken! There must be an underlying meaning -- what if she's trying to tell us that the egg came before the chicken in the evolutionary process? The plot thickens!"

Or the pot thickens, depending on what she's cooking.

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Anonymous

I still am confused about the whole making out thing. It is so embarrassing considering my age and attractiveness.

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Anonymous

Whenever i'm on omegle and some guy says he wants to buy my pussy, i look at my cat and we both laugh together at the idea of us ever being separated but then I realise my cat shouldn't be laughing so i yell at him until he stops. But then i feel bad for yelling so i rub my pussy and comb its hair. And then i message the guy on omegle and tell him that i can't give him my pussy now, but i want him to have it when i die.

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Favvkes Favvkes

Her name will be Jubilee (if her mom approves). If it's a boy... Stick Caveman Jr. will do.

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StickCaveman StickCaveman

If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

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Chapstick Chapstick

It's bizarre when you have more than one jaw.

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Hullabaloo Hullabaloo

In response to “It's bizarre when you have more than one jaw.

I'll explain in mean words with caps-lock. HEY, ****, THE JAW REFERS TO A SINGLE STRUCTURE. THE LOWER JAW AND UPPER JAW ARE NOT SEPARATE JAWS, THEY ARE TWO PARTS OF THE SAME JAW. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD WORK ON BEING CORRECT BEFORE YOU CORRECT SOMEONE ELSE, YA' FUCKER.

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Mike_Hawk Mike_Hawk

In the first grade I was struck with some serious diarrhea during the school day. I guess I didn't know what it was, or what was wrong with me, because I flew into a panic.
Being the loud melodramatic six year old I was, I returned to my class and gravely announced to the whole class that they should all say good-bye to me now, since I was dying a horrible death of "watery poops". Yikes.

Then in the seventh grade a kid in a wheel chair, who was sitting across the table from me, asked me to pass him a pen.
Without thinking I THREW him a pen.
It landed on the floor JUST out of his reach.
Everyone saw, and made snide comments about how insensitive I was.I was so embarrassed.

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Anonymous

I don't get it :(

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cherryblaster cherryblaster

In response to “I don't get it :(

Boys get colds more often than girls. Guys are generally less hygienic than girls, dirt is a breeding ground for cold and flu viruses.

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Preserve innocence

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