Francois

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Francois...
Joined on Nov 7th '10 (2 years and 7 months ago).
From Brummana, Lebanon.
Posted 231 opinions.
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Has an average score of +47 on his posts.
75 (32%) of his posts were featured on the home page.
Francois is right 79% of the time.
Favourited 1,489 times.
Got 26,230 Agrees and 15,438 Disagrees.
Made 1,295 comments.
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Followed by 54 people.
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About me.
I just can't seem to stop updating this thing...

Hello stalker. I'm doing fine, thanks for checking up on me.

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Haven't been on in **** ages and I apologise cause I know how much you've all totes missed me totes ye b0iz.

Anyways, gonna try to be more active and whatnot as I felt a part of my internet life was missing without Amirite.

**** missed this place.

**** yeah. I got a POTD.
http://www.amirite.net/595515/1322452

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Objectophilia: A sexual attraction to objects. I have that, I'm attracted to women, amirite?

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It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?

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Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?

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But... but I don't want to. (cry2) Homepaging is too much work! Plus, I bet they're not even funnehhh. So ha!

Well, I don't know about you, but big girls don't cry. Obbbbviouslllyyyy you're not as gangstery as I thought you once were. You're shattering my dreams!
I- I really... I did not want to know that. A drilled-in ?! How do you explain that to people when doing ****??

Haha, so you've seen the one about the leaves and the trees. I bet if you told those crack-tards that 1 in 5000 people aren't born with ****, they'd say it wasn't the LAWD, but Satan that removed their butthole.
And the atheists fall into the trap way too easily. Like, WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOUR FUCKING BELIEFS ARE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UPPP!! They always try to blame religious people for trying to convert them, but they're doing the same damn thing.

And I've tried 4chan. I couldn't get past the first page.

says OhMyTicTac 9 months ago

No! You can't tell me what to do!! I'LL HOMEPAGE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO HOMEPAGE! (un)

Okay. Fine. I'll homepage if you promise not to cry (cry2). 'Cause big boys don't cry. I just won't tell you that I'm going to homepage. That way you won't know!

Wait- ...

And the religious ones have gotten worse, Francois. Much worse. How that might be possible, I cannot exactly tell you. It just happened.

Like "how can atheists and agnostics not say there is a Gawd when there are leaves on trees and a butthole in the middle of my ****?? Obviously some devine cartoon character must have put it thurr, amiriteee?!"

says OhMyTicTac 9 months ago

It was born with a genetic defect that caused it to have 2 faces. It died a while back from some complications.

says Blucatt 9 months ago

Hahaha, I, like, just saw that. Congrats! But I'll have you know that I voted to have it homepages, so you can suck it. Ha!

Okay, I won't vote on your posts anymore. That way, it would be fair and square.

Ugghh, I hate the faggy posts. The ones about looove and we love Jesus! and all that other ****. Those are absolutely annoying.