I_Hate_Underscores's Messages

Bahaha technologically impaired duck <3

I... actually agree with that

Oh very classy... blame it on the alcohol

She says, if you knew it was a chastity belt, then why'd you try to fuck it?

My mom says that makes one of us.

Nothing? Well then, tell your dad I enjoyed last night... no homo

Appreciated. where'd you get that name?

my name is Julie and I feel uncomfortable about the fact that I was allegedly raped and then murdered with a corkscrew like it says in your profile.
:/

I could say the same about you ;D
But that'd be gay.

That's a really good idea. I think I will put it on my profile.

Who knows?

youe bio is very random

Your name is very witty :]

Because I was bored. I am sorry if I sounded offensive )=

Wait, you're my nemesis in the wings if gravity goes away! We can't agree about stuff!

You're probably right. I'm a pacifist. You probably do hate me more.

Actually, you know what?

No, I hate YOU more.

I'm sorry, but gravity is already my nemesis. Could we just be that person that we love to hate?

Don't hate, appreciate.

Please stop sending messages to yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Dude, just chill.
It's not some government controversy to prove wrong.

i creep you very rarely is what I meant.

and trust me, there are other ways to your bed.

my lord, call down.
I didn't make a hole in your floor to creep on you.

I don't even creep on you.
I have others to stalk.
You seem so busy so I just don't bother.

besides, that's not even how I get underneath your bed.

honey, I find my ways.

well, I guess you care about me being freezing...
but I don't even sit outside your window where it's cold.

I hide underneath your bed.

I was slightly afraid to click on the link as a fear of being rick roll'd...

but you want me to leave!?!? You hate me!?!? You really mean it?!

NO!! but...but... I LOVE YOU!!
*nibbles cookie in dark corner*

Sssssssssssssss.....BOOM!

I like your username. IHateUnderscores is a suitable username, too...

i hate you too

I agree.

not intentionally

You could HateUnderscores :/

You_are_now_going_to_face_mass_destruction

i'm not the smartest person in the world, i'm sorry, i didn't understand it. (:

So_do_I.