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Jesus_Christ...
Joined on Jun 25th '10 (2 years and 11 months ago).
From heaven, United States.
Made 95 posts.
Made 10 anonymous posts.
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16 (17%) of his posts were featured on the home page.
Jesus_Christ is right 83% of the time.
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Made 886 comments.
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Disagrees 23% of the time.

About me.
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My life and ambitions.
I was born the son of a carpenter, but I have bigger plans for myself. I was sent here to save Brett from the humans.

A brief history of my life.
1. Be born
2. Give Brett fish and bread and wine
3. ???
4. PROPHET!!!!!

The things I could never live without.
NASCAR, beer, and the telemachine. and Brett.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
****: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4xgpw6ny9U (it's brett staring you in the eye)
Book: The Book of Brett
TV Show: NASCAR
Music: Brett's Dumb Band
Movies: Brettward: The Musical
Food: Brett's ****

The coolest places I've visited.
Colorado. I really enjoy mountains and pretty views and marijuana.

In my free time I like to...
Talk to Brett because he is the man.

Favourite Quotes
"Anthony sucks." -Brett
"Quotes aren't real" -Brett
"Seana has nice ****." -Brett
"Brett's a ****." -Brett
"I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy." -Brett

You should send me a message if you..
like huge wieners.

Relationship Status: Single

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Education: PhD or Higher

Career Industry: Advertising

Religious Views: Pagan

Political Views: Other

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian