God is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
Yeah, I honestly have no idea what you're saying.
That's because grammar and spelling are much different in the futer. He came in his time macne, so we can't understand his dialect. This is actually a very intellectual post.
Taking a dump should be called 'dropping an e' because it goes from your bowel to your bowl, amirite?
I prefer "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Everybody has that one irrational fear, amirite?
birds.....please don't laugh at me :(
hahahahahahahaha chirp chirp hahahahahahahaha
Sunday: National Homework Day. amirite?
Well, the only two countries that exist are America and Not America, and **** Not America because they're not good Americans.
There's always that one song that makes you want to dance like a hooker, amirite?
Star Spangled Banner.
Girls, next time your guy or brother leaves the toilet seat up, you should glue it to their face, amirite?
For ** sake, if it's that difficult to lift up a toilet seat, SEE A DOCTOR! What next? Are you gonna about how he always leaves the door closed so that your delicate, feminine, god damn fragrant rose hands have to turn an entire knob and pull a WHOLE DOOR open? Shut the up about something so minor. Honestly, you're burning more energy typing this here complaining about it than it takes to fix the problem 100 times. Also, do YOU always leave the seat UP for the guys? DIDN'T THINK SO! So how about this. Next time I see your bloody pads or tampons just laying there on top of the garbage, I glue THEM to YOUR face! Sound good? NO?! Then shut the ** hell up about the god damn toilet seat!
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
All I taste is shame.
If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
what if I adjust the straps so it's not flopping everywhere?
We don't care what you do with your lesbian partner.
Girls: the scariest thing you've ever done is let a guy eat you out for the first time. You felt so judged, amirite?
I was crying the whole time.. :/
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
It's weird how people complain that seat belt laws take away their personal freedom, it's like, you know what else takes away personal freedom? Dying. Amirite?
**** MAN! (cry2)
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching ****. amirite?
After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it
If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.
Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!
You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?
When I was in third grade I saw a mouse so I ran to my parents and said "Theres a mouse in the house!" and they all laughed and brushed me off.
They regretted doing so a couple days later.
Because you murdered them?
A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.
Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."
Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.
Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.
All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."
Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
Did anyone else notice that a user named Velociraptor just loved every single comment on this page?
I'm in a great mood man
The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
And we already screwed the earth up.
NICE JOB GUYS!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?
See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
**** JUDGE EVERYONE
** ** 7 was better than Backdoor 4, amirite?
Lol cuz ****
Somebody needs to come up with a clever comeback for "nevermind", amirite?
Excuse me, good chap, but I find your reply quite unsatisfactory. To be concise, I do mind very much, and I would prefer to continue this conversation, rather than being given a metaphorical middle finger by your "Nevermind".
Actual status from a 10 year old on my Facebook newsfeed: "Im sick of the single life." Yeah um.... amirite?
It's getting worse, know an 8 year old who has a facebook and a cell phone.
That's just stupid. When I was 8, I didn't have facebook, I HAD A STICK AND I WAS HAPPY.
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel everyday, amirite?
No, this is Patrick.
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start ****. No monster wants to see that . While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
**** this made me laugh so hard
Same... if you didn't add the word laugh
How Is The Post Of The Day Chosen?
"The admins choose the post of the day when we see a really good post. Not necessarily a post a lot of people agree with, but one that make you think and demonstrates what amirite is all about. We pick posts that will give a good first impression of the site as that is the first post new visitors see."
I don't know about you, but if I was a new visitor and saw this...
+13Rain is fantastic background noise,
+10Forcing unwilling people to dance is
bad. Forcing unwilling people to sit
+8Looking at your old posts and comments
is like taking a trip down memory lane,
+5If you're going to check someone out, at
least have the decency to attempt to do
+4There's a huge difference between having
a college degree and having an
0Analogue < digital < vaginal,
+1Xbox One Unveiling: Disappointed so
far. I want a game console not a fancy
+3If a pimp has an illegitimate child, he
should be called a pimple, amirite?
+2Religious people: you don't view your
religion as a way of ascertaining
How can I stop a verbal (adult) bully?
Why do girls have trouble being friends
with other girls, compared to [girls]
M&M's or skittles?
ONLINE SHOPPING IS THE BEST,AMIRITE
Why is it so hard for some people to
differentiate between your and you're?