OH HOLY ****!! There's now a bunch of different sub-sections. This greatly appeals to my love of organization. I'm about to tear this up. I hope nobody really cared too much about my old bio, because it's probably gone!
My life and ambitions.
There's nothing interesting about my life. I'm insanely boring, and I don't see how anyone who doesn't agree came to that conclusion. I'm much more of a psychological person than a physical person. I don't do much of anything, I derive enjoyment from thinking about things. Most people will go out in a group of people and do stuff and have a good time. My friend and I will go hang out a random places and have the time of our lives simply making ridiculous observations and coming up with insane scenarios. I don't have many ambitions, either. I'm very lazy and simply don't care about most things. My ultimate goal is enlightenment. Many people want fame and money and power. I'd be a lot happier simply being away from people and amassing as much knowledge as possible. When I die, I want to know that I died a wise individual who learned as much as he was able. I wouldn't mind being a chemist, though. I would also do well as a firearm maker/dealer.
A brief history of my life.
I don't pay much attention to events. I honestly couldn't tell you that much about myself and what has happened in my life.
The things I could never live without.
Chemistry, weapons, animals, and sex. I'd be happy if my life involved nothing but these things for the rest of its duration. Many people on this site like to think of me as the "Drug Guy". God dammit, they are CORRECT! I love drugs and advocate the responsible use of them. I'm probably also gaining a reputation as a gun nut. Well, this is true as well. I am a gun owner and wish to own as many as possible. I'm also a fire and animal kinda guy. The only thing keeping me from being a pyromaniac is that I have impulse control. I really do want to just set everything on fire, but I can control that. I love animals. I don't know why, but I do, and I know a lot about them. I'm also one of the biggest perverts on this site. Fact. If that dissuades you from talking to me, that doesn't bother me.
My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
Books: I don't read much anymore, but the Bartimaeus Trilogy and the Artemis Fowl series will always hold a special place in my heart.
TV: I don't really care about TV anymore. I only watch Breaking Bad because it's the best show ever.
Music: I listen to everything. EVERY GENRE. I enjoy it all. And I'm not one of those people who says they like everything and then doesn't. Rap, hip-hop, jazz, country, rock, metal, metal-core, techno, blues, punk, thrash, trance, house, dub-step, avant-garde, etc. I could name bands for days. My biggest interests in music are death metal and trance, though.
Movies: I like a lot of films, as well. Probably too many to count, but a few of my favorites are Forrest Gump, The Thing (1980s), Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, Con Air, Looper, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Hot Rod, Step Brothers, The Other Guys, etc. I like a lot of movies.
Food: I love pasta and meat. It simply doesn't get much better than that. I also LOVE sauces and spicy stuff, especially spicy sauces. I probably have at least 10 different sauces chilling in the fridge right now. My favorite of which is a sauce called Mad Dog 357. It's a hot sauce that could probably be used as a weapon. IT'S **** HOT.
The coolest places I've visited.
I don't travel much. The coolest place I've ever been is probably Ohio. I've got some family down there, and they've got an amazing house out in the woods. They've also got this nice little place by a massive lake that we can ride jet-skis on.
In my free time I like to...
Listen to music.
Play video games.
Hit on women.
You should send me a message if you..
Hate yourself. I'm like the worst person to talk to, ever. I probably won't even get back to you! It's nothing against you, I'm just an expert procrastinator. Like, if there was a time bomb that was set to explode in 30 seconds and all I had to do to defuse it was push a button, I'd probably spend 29.9 seconds like "Eh, I have time." By all means, message me. Just don't expect good results.
People you SHOULD Message:
Len: This guy is awesome and really handsome. He's a good listener and very easy to talk to. He's very kind, as well. He takes a while to respond, like me, but produces substantial replies that are well-worth reading. TALK TO HIM.
Janelle: I love this chick in like 18 different ways. She's very considerate (too considerate), intelligent, reasonable, and lovely to look at. She should stop disagreeing with me, though. She has a bunch of wonderful qualities and has quickly become one of my favorite people on this site. She's also a great listener and I find her very easy to open up to. She's also a fountain of honesty, which is a rare trait, but a great one.
Dre: My other favorite person on this site. She is very easy on the eyes, and exceptionally nice! (I only talk to nice people, apparently) I love her, and she is very patient. She actually walked my socially retarded **** through a conversation with her. Imagine the possibilities if I actually knew how to talk to people! She's fabulous, and nobody would regret knowing her.
Amy: She's a very fun individual. One of the only people I've never really seen in a bad mood. I just get the vibe that she is perpetually kinda chillin' and having fun. She's always fun to talk to!
Watchful Questioneer: I really dig the vibe his name gives off. He's a very intelligent and reasonable individual. One of the few people I enjoy debating with.
Meg: Friendly beyond goddamn belief! I feel like she'd make friends with someone even if they were trying to kill her. I doubt anyone would try, though, because she is stunning. I dig her enthusiasm for science!
Scientist: He's not with us anymore, but I really liked that guy. We shared some similar interests, and he was very knowledgeable when it came to drugs. I loved his passion for science, and I will miss him.
Relationship Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Education: High School Graduate
Career Industry: Other
Religious Views: Agnostic
Political Views: Libertarian
I'd like to meet the SHIT out of you and the people you mentioned and a bunch of people I won't name. I would name them, but I'd inadvertently forget a few and they might feel left out. They'd be like, "Wow, I thought he was a nice guy. I guess he doesn't want to meet me." NO, I DO. My memory is just very shoddy sometimes.
It's seriously fucking disrespectful to disregard someone's feelings just because you don't feel the same way about them. BuddyCakes is right. It's flat-out shitty not to end a relationship before starting a new one. I don't know about this "real man/woman" thing, but I definitely think it speaks to a person's integrity in a negative light. Personally, I'd //never// cheat on my significant other. I also think it's a pretty unforgivable thing, no matter the circumstance.
Once again, another sad attempt by an "enlightened" individual to point out and criticize the upbringing of the current generation. If you want to do that successfully, look to education, not childhood games.
Childhood games teach mediocrity. Simon Says teaches us to blindly follow directions; Duck Duck Goose lets us know that life is a popularity contest; Hide and Seek says that being quiet is the only way to survive; Tag provides this insight: one minute you are “it” and the next you are irrelevant; Dodgeball shows us how to take advantage of people weaker than us because our self-esteem will go up when we deflate others. Kids today deserve a new set of learnings and new rules for life. Ami...
Criticizing someone is different from "not accepting them for who they are", because everybody should try to improve. If they don't see it as a negative trait, then there's no reason to be defensive, because good natured criticism is not rude and should be appreciated when given politely and in a proper situation, amirite?
It may not be so bad as long as I've got my best friends. I am a completely open book with them, and I tend to be really honest with everyone else anyway. There are few questions I won't answer. Still, most people don't need to know the depths of my depravity and insanity.
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