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disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed...
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after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses
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Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the ** potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the **.
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The smaller your car the bigger your ****?
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(myprofile):I was about to comment about the size of my car. Then I remembered I'm a girl...
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i love how 86 people seem to lack basic problem solving skills
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I think you're lost---> http://www.youtube.com
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I'll take chances, but not if it will most likely hurt me. I'll tell the truth when the situation calls for it. I'm sure as hell not going to consciously create a dysfunctional relationship. "Random" is being like "omg ninjas lolzzz!!1!!11!". I'll say "I love you" when I mean it, and no other time. I'll laugh at things that are funny. i'll cry when something hurts me enough to make me cry anyway. As for regretting: I won't dwell on what I've done, but I'll try to make it better, admit I made a mistake, and consciously try to avoid making it again in the future.
If you're wondering why I'm such a buzzkill for voting this down, this is the kind of "meaningful" crap that people think is insightful and profound and deep, when it's really just the same crap written on every teenage girl's facebook wall. It's a bunch of buzz words, nothing deep. And people won't change at all because they read it.
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Back in the days when wars involved bows and arrows, the winners who's middle fingers remained stuck them up to flaunt it to the losers and said "pluck you" while the losers lost their fingers during the battles and over time the saying has evolved to "**** you" somehow... Yeah true story
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**** this made me laugh so hard
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Same... if you didn't add the word laugh
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Link?
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Zelda?
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During this inevitably miserable and awkward time on your life you should work on refining your grammar skills and train yourself in the delicate arts of not whining and not taking yourself too seriously. While you are in this period of study you should sequester yourself away from the internet unless it is absolutely necessary, and even then you should only lurk; when you are able to function in society you can come back.
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I got my three underscores pierced without asking.
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Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the **** potato. And then everybody died. THE END.
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I think you need to teach kids about all the types of families instead of just being gay. Teach them about single parent families, adopted families, families being raised my grandparents, divorced families, step-families, and families with two moms or dads. That would tell kids that it's okay to be different, without promoting something not all parents are okay with.
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THE FULL STORY
Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the **** potato.
A sponge names squarepants dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have **** my bodacious chapstick anyway the
****. after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted they decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed but edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however bella was feeling sexy but yet optimus prime.... TO BE CONTINUED
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That irritating sound that you here whenever a politician opens their mouth.
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Israel Kamakawwo'ole is the best, even if his last name looks like someone just hit the keyboard with their forehead.
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I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.
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All the while looking sexy in our snuggies.
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