Pedo_Bear's Messages

Pedobear!!! ILYYY<3

I just want to hug you.

YOU ARE EFFING HILARIOUS BAHAHAHAHHAA

yayyy! ill be searching for your... van? i presume?

is fourteen too old? ;)

Me and my sister is young enough for yous!
Have fun. :)

By the way, Chris Hansen is my homeboy. Just sayin.

:'(

I wish I was young enough for you! :'(

I would like to inform you that, indeed, I am under 18. Rape me to your pleasure!

hey, just wondering what kind of vehicle you own. could it be an ice cream truck?

I'm not working for anybody! I'm serious when I tell you am 14 and live in Québec. No bodys nows about our little conversation.
I promise, and I always keep my promises ;)

I would love to cuddle with you.

But I am legal.

:(

I just wanted to let you know that you're awesome. :P

Are you allowed in a chuckie cheese or elementary school?

Are you allowed in a chuckie cheese or elementary school?

Oh and how could I forget-Chuck E. Cheese's!

I did your son last night.

I bet you go on Club Penguin and Webkinz to meet some new kids too, huh?

Québec. Oh yeah, I'm a little Frenchy ;)
You?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol i love you <3

My name is Pedobear

and I'm 69

I like to chase kids

I like to rape 'em

don't worry if I am

just a big brown bear

I can rape you more and more!

Sorry dude! Had no idea. Figured since there wasn't an account called pedobear... Seems weird to have the space in there.

Hey, you go any candy? I'm in the mood for sweets :D
but you're sweet enough ;)

I eat bears for breakfast.

Hey Pedo! I'm 17 but I look 12, does that count? haha.

pedo bear ftw ;)

You are officially my best friend.

Pedo Bear always wins

No. The kids kill themselves because they can't get over the trauma of being raped by a bear.

Hey, I'm a 14 year old girl. Too old for you?

Hey. I've always wondered how you feel about young teens. I am 14, so would you want to rape me? Or would you be like "Eh, too old"?

But you see, after you rape people, and be a pedo and what not, they kill themselves. Therefore, in a way, you are a killer.

Those were actually some decoy children with microchips in their rectums. We are now tracking your penis, and we will catch you.

You're probably one of the funniest people on here. Stay fly. xD

I can't wait until you're caught. You're getting the chair because it's the only way children can be safe again... and adults...

My agency has people watching you. You make them lol.

You need to look at this post http://www.amirite.net/225416

Despite our differences (including obvious differences in show quality), Chris Hansen and I have decided to team up and catch you. Good luck. You're gonna need it.