Purple_Cow

About me.
Okay so you have stumbled upon my profile, now since I am ultra bored I shall explain my life. 'Kay so I'm Purple_Cow, I got that name from a girl who was obsessed with an imaginary purple cow, not sure where she is now or what she is doing. I have two younger sisters and as the oldest I can be a bit bossy, but I try not to be. I'm 15 and born January 11th, coolest month out there bro. I am an Agnostic but also like an apatheist since I don't give a ** whether a God exists or not (yup it changed) I believe a God can exist and might but until I have many undeniable sources, then I can look into religion more. Quite honestly I don't care who is up there and who is not, I just want to live my life. My Dad is Athiest, so is one of my sisters. My other sister is Jewish along with my mom. My dad's side is mostly catholic so I get lots of presents for the holidays. I'm a freshman in high school, can't wait to not be one anymore. I always use my laptop and watch T.V. though it is more of a background noise. My favorite shows are South Park, Misfits, Switched At Birth, and some more. I am not the best at grammar or spelling but I try so hopefully I won't get mobbed by grammar nazis. I am shy at school, but at home I am the loudest person you'll ever meet. Online I am sort of shy so I make a lot of anon post and comments because I'm nervous about showing my self sometimes. I love memes and sometimes I start talking in 'meme form' around people who do not know what memes even are, if I meet someone in real life who knows what a meme is I freak out in happiness. I often fall asleep watching youtube videos from certain channels like Smosh, SxePhil, Elawshea, IanH, NigaHiga, KevJumba, ShaneDawson, and things from the weird part of youtube 0_o I also fall asleep reading FMLs and going on failblog and other related sites, I try not to go on amirite to fall asleep because it never puts me to sleep and when I am tired I can be really really really stupid. I LOVE Chipotle burritos, oranges, popcorn, chinese food, lucky charms, sushi, and salad, OH and sammiches, I love me some sammiches. When it comes to politics I don't feel I have enough knowledge of it to put in an opinion. Same with a lot of topics, like abortion. However, I do enjoy debating about topics I do know a lot about. I will try to respond to anyone who messages me but sometimes I just become a socially ackward penguin, like me usually at school. I love writing and history but hate math and science (except for biology and things about the human body, those intrest me) I enjoy horror movies and being scared feels really awesome to me. I have s couple friends on here I know in real life which is epic, but I sort of make them go on so they only go on at my house, or as far as I know. I love bacon, it is so good and EpicMealTime makes it look good to. So as you can tell I am not a vegetarian or a vegan, and I don't really ever want to be. I tried to be one back in 3rd grade but ended up giving up after 7 days to shrimp. But I love veggies, corn isn't a vegetable technically I think so it can't be my favorite but IT STILL IS :D I like to use typed out smilies like :D, and xD just to show my emotion in posts because I like doing that though you can probably tell anyway. Seafood is my favorite meat almost any kind except for lobster and scallop. My favorite land meat is turkey, [dirty joke]and maybe something else [/dirty joke] Whenever I am bored on here I go to random peoples profiles and read them and favorite their posts if I really like them because I am stalker like that. My dream in real life is to become fluent in a language, adopt kids, and become a doctor. My amirite dream is to vote on 100,000 posts because that would be plain epic. Speaking of epic a lot of time I say overused words by acident like epic,swag, and toher things because it is said so commonly at school it sneaks its way into my everyday talk even if I don't want it to. I try my best not to use the term 'God' in ways some people don't appreciate like OMG I just replace it with gosh but sometimes it slips out of my mouth, if it offends you I apologize. I always check on the "Just In" posts because I just do I guess. One person I hate is Rick Perry, if you see his video "Strong" you will see why. I am straight but I believe in LGBT rights and I will stand up for them just as much as any other person. I have a hard time sitting still for more than 5 minutes I am sort of like a six year old when it comes to that and have to kick my legs or stand up or sit on the ground, I'm not proud of it but I do it so yeah. Ok i know I am mentioning this again but I love this face :D It reminds me of happiness and a little while ago it stopped reminding me of that yellow smiley with the half circle eyes. My favorite fruits are oranges and cantaloupes, though I haven't eaten them in a while because of the old outbreak of those illnesses caused by it. I love spiders, to me they are so cool. But if they come in my house then they are squished, but I love to hold spiders from outside and once I found a furry one that was really small and I pet it and gave it a little home in a snapple bottle. Though after a week or two I let it go out into the wild (or my backyard) to do somethings spiders do, I bet he is dead by now though. When I grow up I used to want a pet spider but then I realized it lives for a long time and once I adopt kids I won't have time for it anymore. So spiders as a pet are out of the question, but I really want a snake or a bunny. Once I found a snake and played with it in my backyard then went in to eat and it was gone. Sometimes I see bunnies in my backyard, there was once a bunny family but that was a while ago and I think they went away, but we get a lot of deer and they eat my plants in the summer. Not sure if I said this but now I only have my natural nails , they are bright yellow like a highlighter :D I love love love guacomole and corn dip and mango salsa, both are so awesome, it makes my mouth water. Ok so I love spicy food, and I like all different kinds of food from around the world and put into a restraunt in America, though that usually makes it become Americanized but yeah. Though I do not really like greek food, since I am not a fan of lamb, tastes bad to me. And greek salad to me is gross, so is peanut sauce in salad but peanuts are awesome almost anywhere else. I love almonds and pistachios, soooo good. It gives me a strange feeling to eat already unshelled pistachios xD I have many shows I secretly enjoy, but I won't tell you because it is a secret SHHHHH. One of my strange habits is I always need to clean my ears witha Q-tip, I hate earwax, and I cannot use other people's earbuds, it is disgusting. For some reason brown sugar has a weird feel in my mouth to me (that's what she said lulz!1!!!11) sort of like syrup. Ok now for a random story I just felt I had to shar because right now I'm really really bored, ok so I was in a waiting room and it was pretty crowded, but it was dead silent, then this mom walks in with two kids who looked about 6 and 8. Ok so first the mom leaves and then this girl (the 8 yr old) goes on this table, puts her feet on the floor and spreads out her legs and lets out a hgue fart, but I didn't know if it was a fart or her hands rubbing down on the wood. Ok so then the mom comes back and the littlest girl is on the ground doing kindergarten or something and the 8 yr old sits on a chair right next to the table and her mom on the other side of the table sideways. Like this *[]* and the stars are people so anyway as it was dead silent all of the sudden she lets out the atomic bomb of farts, it rumbled like an atomic bomb hitting an elephant during a big earthquake. and the mom says very loudly "SAY EXCUSE ME" and the kid is like "EXCUSE ME" and then the mom is like "SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM" and the girl walks away to the bathroom and I didnt see her again. That happened 2 days ago, biggest fart I have ever heard, EVER. Ok I probably already mentioned this but I do this whenever I'm bored so it may get REALLY REALLY REALLY long. So yeah, anyways today I was thinking what if Chuck Testa is Chuck Norris in another life as a redneck? Pretty questiony right there, eh? I always say words like ya or sayin' because I am to damn lazy to talk another letter, and today I am in a swearing mood so please excuse my sailor potty mouth. And today I was being a stalker like always and just know if I follow you then love most of your stuff it means I am either bored or interested. So yeah, I'm not a stalker, I can tell because you didn't call me one in your diary :P Okay so again I am bored so I will tell you my pet peeves. I hate it when people snort and sniff, especially when they are sick, it is like "Dude shut up and get a freakin tissue or something, you sound like a pig, if you don't blow your nose breathe through your mouth, if someone snorts or something I will seriously call them out or yell at them it is that annoying. Another one of my pet peeves is wet coughs, having them and hearing them. But those I know you can't help it but it still sounds disgusting, and when people go to restraunts with them it's like "Dude I'm eating here!" Dammit I hate that. Ok and as you know I am swearing with my pet peeves because they really annoy me. Another pet peeve of mine is when people fart in public, hold it in or go to the bathroom but don't fart in a crowded room of people, and especially not loud (see my story above^) Another pet peeve is parents keeping their crying kis inside a restraunt while everyone else is like "Dude what the ?" and when people bring their sick kids in a restraunt, especially because they can't cover their mouth and it is gross, like be a good parent and keep them home don't make the rest of us suffer. Ok so I have a bunch more pet peeves but I won't ramble on about it much more. If I could be any animal at all I would want to be a turtle because they don't give a about anything. Ok swearing mode now turned off. I now have a new favorite color, well actually colors, purple, green, and yellow. Mardi Gras colors ( I think that is how to spell it) so the superbowl is coming up, I am rooting for the Giants since my Dad doesn't like the Patriots and I don't watch football enough to think for myself so yeah. I currently do not have a facebook, and I don't plan on getting one but I have seen enough lamebook and failbook and talking about it to grasp the concept. I made a twitter about I think 3 1/2 years ago, only went on once, I did not like it every tried to add me (random strangers) but I think that is how it works. Sort of like Pokemon, I never played it or used the cards but I know the concept, at least I think... I love corny jokes, they won't cheer me up when I cry but I love them and laugh at most of them because they are so corny. I also like laughs that sound weird, except Pee Wee Hermans laugh, I cannot stand him. I was on a bus ride with a teacher who made us watch 2-3 hours of it, the horror. I hate vanilla ice cream but love vanilla bean ice cream and french vanilla icecream, plain vanilla reminds me of cheap ice cream cups that taste like paper and ice, ruined plain vanilla for me. I enjoy getting sloppy seconds or raping walls, what is a better sight than a cow humping a wall? Nothing. I sometimes am an anti joke chicken but it has only happened twice on here on the same post, but I was anon, under the name of anti joke chicken, it was about gay being homosexual or happy, not stealing a mikes hard lemonade or whatever the post was about. I'm probably going to reveal my real name (or my nick name) later on but not on here, not yet my darlings. You can call me purple_cow or cow or purple or violet or or or wallfuckers, yeah any of those, or anything I don't really care. Oops broke the swear mode off thingy, oh well. Now I'm not sure if you are still reading this but if you are you are inside my thoughts, my censored thoughts, or else you may get a restraining order against me. Oh something else about me, I rarely burp, maybe once a year if that, it is weird but better than being my sister burping all the time and getting the hicuup burps and going "AAAH IT BURNS" like she got a "fun time in the mouth" from the devil. She also has the longest toenails, and they are yellow and brown, agh it is disggusting, I always have a mental vomit after seeing them, sorry you had to hear that. I love riding in little motorboats, it is so awesome to speed over waves and fly in the air, it is the best feeling in the world. And we (my family) go to little islandish area we see and got stuck and had to push the boat off shore, twice. I halped once but then I got such a phobia of getting stung by a jellyfish, and still have it though I haven't gotten stung for two years, every year I go deep I get stung, and it is always near my crotch, I hate it. Once I got stung on my crotch (I think that is what girls call it to because I am a girl) ahh I hate it. So why am I telling you this? Because my grasshopper I am bored to death and my mind is going across memories. Well I am going to stop now because I want to. Great reason, right? Or should I say amirite? Gah I am corny, not **, corny xD Oh wanna see one of my favorite quotes of all time? Oh well to bad I am showing you it!
"You like twilight
You think the duck face is cute
and you think you'll marry Edward Cullen, who doesn't even exist.....
I suggest you see your doctor immediately. You may have a severe case of 'Twitarditis'
You see, this disease starts with a nasty parasite known as StephanieMeyer who enjoys infecting females from ages 10-45 with a nasty virus called 'Nonsensical Writing'.... This nonsensical writing creates all sorts of problems in the brain such as obsessions with pedophiles, failing grammar and spelling, butt-ugly duckface, excessive teenybopper, and worst of all, a love for a nasty, sexist book series known as Twilight. I suggest you get checked out as soon as you can."
-Ebony_Way
I saw he posted that on someone's wall and I was saying in my head "Damn right is what you are!" So anywhoo or however the **** you spell it I just wanted to share this year in Maryland is my first year of school ever with no snow day, there was barely any snow too! :( It was so sad for me because I love snow but hopefully next year we will have a lot of snow and have no school for like a week or something. Any snow day will do actually, I miss the snow, but I hate delays because I would rather go to school on time than sleep in for two hours for the horrible news that I need to go to school, it is just horrible. Ok on to another subject I love fake bugs they are so cool, in fact I have a fake grasshopper I got from party city on my lap right now. I love the way they feel and I am not sexually harrasing bugs :D I love to watch pranks but I suck at actually doing pranks, my best ones are putting a fake cocroach somewhere and seeing people get scared or screaming behind a door way, lame I know. Oh and a little itty bitty note that will probably turn out long anyways since I like ranting and like that: I am not really into politics but I really really REALLY hope Rick Santorum does NOT I repeat NOT become president. The dude is an idiot, and no I am not just saying that because I disagree with him, he talks about thinking about gay sex and saying that is why he hates homosexuals, dude hypocrite much? And the fact he wants church and state to not be seperate: NEWS FLASH we all aren't christian so don't try to make us go by christian rules. Though I think America has at least enough sense to make sure he does not become president EVER. So anyways I'll post more when I am bored and have no notifications, good job if you have read all of this and PEACE OUT YO!