Sierra43

Hi, thanks for adding my post to your favorites :)
you seem really cool, i love to run as well and I'm terrified of parrots.

Hmm, I see your predicament.

Out of nonseriousness, you could wear running clothes made out of bird treats. As long as there's food involved, birds will definitely not harm you.

Oh, well I apologize for your traumatizing experience with birds.

I own a bird. He's nice and likes sharing peanut butter sandwiches with me. And he doesn't attack people unless if they're extremely irritating.

I took your wall virginity, welcome to the club