+16You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
+9The amazing feeling that comes with getting a paycheck is what makes you spend it all...
+8Happiness should not be seen as a
destination in life, but rather as the
entire journey.
+5Sometimes you feel like the last piece
of pizza when nobody picks you for
something...
+5“You don’t find customers
for your products. You find products for
your...
+2You'd love to know what goes on behind
the closed doors of private messages
here on...
+1Sometimes the end of a friendship hurts
more than a breakup, amirite?
0Everyone is so hung up on smaller/fit people judging large, or overweight people and...
+5You know it's time to force quit when
the rainbow spinning wheel of doom shows
up on...
+2You'd love to know what goes on behind
the closed doors of private messages
here on...
+40Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you...
-3Dreadlocks are sexy, amirite?
+61Rain is fantastic background noise,
amirite?
+1Sometimes the end of a friendship hurts
more than a breakup, amirite?
+22It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
-9You would like to be a disciple
+6Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,
but it...
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If life is "like a box of chocolates", then where's the little diagram to show where the good stuff is? amirite?
9329 Comments +1,248 / 98%
Life is more like a box of animal crackers, because there are asses and .
And cats :3
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A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?
24473 Comments +2,526 / 98%
Hey guys! if you were a tree, how would you get on amirite?
You would LOG in! Oh gosh I crack myself up
+128129136 Reply
You want to have a threesome, amirite?
116 Comments -85 / 38%
Anonymous
i don't understand the premise of the 'threesome'. i only have 1 ****, why do i need 2 girls?
+7103 Reply
In response to “i don't understand the premise of the...”
You only have 1 ****? That sucks.
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It's stupid when people say to respect your elders. So I should respect Hitler because he's older than me? No. People should be respected because of their actions, not because of their age. Hell, I could respect a four-year-old if [s]he did something that was worth respecting. amirite?
127153 Comments +1,263 / 93%
Anonymous
Respect your elders. Respect your youngers. But above all, Respect the pouch!
RESPECT IT!
+6973415 Reply
Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
49158 Comments +669 / 85%
Reply
That's why it's ok to murder your wife!
+7879123 Reply
Anonymous
Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
49158 Comments +669 / 85%
I think mine might have. All it taught in sex ed was what happens if you get pregnant, and STDs.
+1616 Reply
In response to “I think mine might have. All it taught in sex...”
I was taught, "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it."
+575929 Reply
Growing up is realizing that the best prize in the cereal box is the cereal itself, amirite?
1 Comment +12 / 93%
Woob
No it isn't; I got a yo-yo once.
+2311 Reply
TristantheGreat
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry **** but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
14192 Comments +1,086 / 96%
+18184 Reply
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry **** but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
14192 Comments +1,086 / 96%
Sorry it's in my nature my bad haha no disrespect
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In response to “Sorry it's in my nature my bad haha no disrespect”
Punctuation is our friend, August. No need to avoid it.
+242624 Reply
Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
15888 Comments +1,188 / 98%
True story: I did this last week on my math test because I was so sure of it.
I got a 99%.
+242624 Reply
In response to “True story: I did this last week on my math...”
99?!?! What happen to 1 percent?!? Why you no work harder?! You want work McDonald's!? You grounded!!
+8588311 Reply
Asian Dad
Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
15888 Comments +1,188 / 98%
THIS is confidence:
+12131 Reply
In response to “THIS is confidence: http://ctrlv.in/58079”
THIS is confidence:
+313215 Reply
boxtop
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching ****. amirite?
8797 Comments +1,498 / 98%
I remember the first time I looked up **... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch ** at least 3 times a week now.
+10010031 Reply
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching ****. amirite?
8797 Comments +1,498 / 98%
After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it
+465041 Reply
In response to “After I watched //Hocus// //Pocus//, I looked...”
If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.
+216217198 Reply
It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
377147 Comments +2,711 / 97%
Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for now, duh.)
-90292 Reply
In response to “Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for...”
Have you ever heard of second hand embarrassment? Well, just in case you haven't, it is when you feel embarrassed because somebody else just terribly embarrassed themselves. I feel that now. It's because you sound **** stupid.
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Anonymous
Everyone has at least one sexually oblivious friend, amirite?
9 Comments +326 / 99%
Jasmine is Rima
Mine's a rhino.
*quietly thinks to self*
I hope somebody gets that.
+221 Reply
jitterbug_145
It's awkward when you try to rebel against the Fourth of July by wearing Britain's flag's colours instead of America's, amirite?
8574 Comments +1,161 / 97%
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+81133 Reply
It's awkward when you're expecting 2012 and all you get is 2011S, amirite?
20267 Comments +1,259 / 97%
Anonymous
+21211 Reply
Anonymous
In response to “(smirk)You post way too many pictures of cats...”
my bf is a cat...
+212436 Reply
Girls look better when they show a (tasteful) bit of skin as opposed to stuffing themselves in tiny tees and skinny jeans, amirite?
24 Comments +257 / 98%
Naked = tasteful.
+442 Reply
Anonymous
The reindeer don't want to do their job, they have been forced into sleighvery, amirite?
11159 Comments +1,033 / 97%
lilmisspharmaciChristmas
"Santa!! Can I guide the sleigh this year??"
"WHY THE **** WOULD IT CHANGE RUDOLPH, IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING EVERY YEAR"
"...so is that a yes??"
+33333 Reply
In response to “"Santa!! Can I guide the sleigh this...”
"..b-but I have a red nose! It will light the way!"
"DAMNIT RUDOLPH I'LL JUST TAPE A **** FLASHLIGHT TO THE REINDEERS' NOSES."
+24245 Reply
Anonymous
The reindeer don't want to do their job, they have been forced into sleighvery, amirite?
11159 Comments +1,033 / 97%
lilmisspharmaciChristmas
Sleighvery is so wrong. The good new though is that they've been escaping through the Underground Elfroad..
+171921 Reply
"Get well soon" cards aren't really as nice as they sound. It's like saying "I want you to get well, but not just yet. Stay sick and suffer for a bit longer." That being said, if we had cards that said "Get well now" they would sound very demanding. We just need cards that say "I heard you were sick. That's .", amirite?
18993 Comments +1,142 / 93%
ActionManHealth
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+4548316 Reply
Smart People: Even if a post is obviously not addressed to you, you still read the rest of it. amirite?
7587 Comments +1,327 / 99%
SoccerFanatic
This.
+242 Reply
In response to “This.”
This. Right here. Is my. Swag.
+232634 Reply