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A woman jumped into my car
crying and distraught
screaming,
"Please help me, I've just been
raped."
"How unlucky," I said. "Raped
twice in the same night."
"Twice?" she said.
...as I locked all the doors.

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YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* jsahdkasdhgasdgashdhasjd

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2nd grade grammar

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How in the... How'd you italicize that?

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iceeselenawiz iceeselenawiz

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Put "//" at the very beginning and at the very end of a word. If you put it after a punctuation it doesn't count though. Ex:
I like dogs
I like dogs.

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Unicorns

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Or they really don't masturbate.

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Sobriquet

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Lol I was just **** around. I realize some girls don't. Some arm amputees for instance ...

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If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

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I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

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See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.

**** JUDGE EVERYONE

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Yeah but nobody really ever winks at people in real life.

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iamganontheumbreon iamganontheumbreon

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No. Nobody winks at YOU in real life. There's a difference between you and the general public, obviously.

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