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And if you want the joke to do really well, go ahead and stab the guy a few times, just for kicks and giggles.

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Harper Harper

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"A friend will help you cut up your food, but a best friend will **** ram a knife through your skull."

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I have symphony for them, but I just don't understand it. But by no means, do they need to just "get over it".

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WhoopieGoldberg WhoopieGoldberg

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Most of use just show a bit of sympathy but Whoopie over there gets them a whole damn orchestra.

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I hate that lost and confused feeling when that happens. Lol

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iceeselenawiz iceeselenawiz

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^That has to be the most stereotypical teenage girl response to something that I have ever seen, ever. It includes an omg, repeating letters at the end, and as a finishing touch, the omission of a needed apostrophe. It was posted by "That Crazy Girl", which is funny in itself because most stereotypical teenage girls will refer to themselves as "crazy". Well done, would read again, 10/10.

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Eat a rag

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Thebloo2 Thebloo2

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Is it just me or are little kids getting more violent?

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Chewbanshee Chewbanshee

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Well they said reliving your childhood would be the best thing ever and I imagine curing cancer is better than reliving your childhood.

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Anonymous

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But you could say that after anything!
"cheese is good, amirite?" "Curing cancer is better"
"You enjoy going on walks, amirite?" "I'd rather cure cancer"
"Purple is your favourite colour, amirite?" "Curing cancer is my favourite colour"

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I went to a Catholic school, so it was extra naughty! I learned what a **** was by looking it up in the dictionary.
In religion class.

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solar_ice solar_ice

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WATCH OUT EVERYONE, WE GOTTA BADASS OVER HERE!

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theinfinitecoder theinfinitecoder

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What are the first 41 rules?

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personThingy

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1. If the remote is more than arms length away, it's impossible to reach
2. It is forbidden to ever get up for your own beverage, you must always ask as many people as possible to get it for you
3. If no one will get you the drink (lazy bastards), you must rethink your thirst
4. Homework is going to take longer than 30 minutes? It's not that important
5. Homework isn't due tomorrow? Thats not getting started tonight
6. Don't set a passoword on your phone, it takes too much energy to enter in EVERY TIME you open your phone
7. Walking from class to class on a daily basis is enough exercise, therefore you can spend the rest of your time on amirite?
8. You must fill your arms to the maximum capacity when moving things so you don't have to ever make two trips
9. If you can't reach your phone charger from your comfy bed, don't bother plugging it in
10. Lifting your arm is too tiring when you first wake up, so just sleep through your alarm clock instead of hitting snooze
11. It takes too much energy to actually find the people in your house you need to talk to, just call them from your cell phone no matter how close you are
41. Don't write all the lazy rules- it's a waste of time

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I know what you mean.
One of my friends has an alternate facebook just for her "Gay status updates"

And I think to myself "Is it really THAT important?"
It makes me want to make an alternate facebook account where everything I say has to do with me being black.

"Had the most awesome day eatin' fried chicken with my niggaaaas"
"I don't need any sunscreen. I don't burn cause I'm BLACK. haha!"
"Man, I got pulled over today. Must be cause I'm black"
"Black and proud!"

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If you have your clocks on the 12-hour setting, you have two wishes because 11:11 comes twice. One "the world won't end" wish and one super-wish of your choice.

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Sun Sun

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Yeah but what if my clock is set to chronos?

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Did anyone else notice that a user named Velociraptor just loved every single comment on this page?

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Sean Sean

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I'm in a great mood man

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Velociraptor Velociraptor

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Ya sarcasm is great, but I like cytoplasm WAY much better

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(Your+name+(optional)): I like your enthusi

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I enjoy throwing off the pitcher when I switch sides ;)

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Montana Montana

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Either you play softball, or the kids these days are coming up with crazy new sexual phrases that I've never heard of.

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NoSoapRadio NoSoapRadio

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I do know about the Delete Comment button, but I don't want to use it - I chose instead to admit my mistake, and leave my previous comment up.

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Simon

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Vote this comment up if you came here from the POTD

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