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If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife and yell "SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!" Sounds way cooler than the usual "Nothing you?!", amirite?

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And if you want the joke to do really well, go ahead and stab the guy a few times, just for kicks and giggles.

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"A friend will help you cut up your food, but a best friend will **** ram a knife through your skull."

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There are certain mental problems you will never understand or have sympathy for, like eating disorders and depression... just get over it, amirite?

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I have symphony for them, but I just don't understand it. But by no means, do they need to just "get over it".

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Most of use just show a bit of sympathy but Whoopie over there gets them a whole damn orchestra.

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It would be really convenient if you could text 911, because in a situation where you have to be quiet a phone call is not generally something you would do, amirite?

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Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?
Caller: HAH AUTOCORRECT!
Police: LOLOLOL

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Opening up a new tab and forgetting what site you want to go to is the new version of walking into a room and forgetting what you were going to get, amirite?

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I hate that lost and confused feeling when that happens. Lol

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^That has to be the most stereotypical teenage girl response to something that I have ever seen, ever. It includes an omg, repeating letters at the end, and as a finishing touch, the omission of a needed apostrophe. It was posted by "That Crazy Girl", which is funny in itself because most stereotypical teenage girls will refer to themselves as "crazy". Well done, would read again, 10/10.

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It's annoying when people have no sense of personal space, <strong>amirite?</strong>

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It's annoying when people have no sense of personal space, amirite?

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what movie is this from?

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Favvkes

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FInding Nemo.

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The best place to hide a body is on page 2 of Google's search results, amirite?

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Eat a rag

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Thebloo2

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Is it just me or are little kids getting more violent?

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Traveling back in time to re-live your childhood would be the best thing ever, amirite?

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Well they said reliving your childhood would be the best thing ever and I imagine curing cancer is better than reliving your childhood.

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Anonymous

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But you could say that after anything!
"cheese is good, amirite?" "Curing cancer is better"
"You enjoy going on walks, amirite?" "I'd rather cure cancer"
"Purple is your favourite colour, amirite?" "Curing cancer is my favourite colour"

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Every time you watch ** you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot ** lesbians. Amirite?

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I'm such a daredevil (cool)

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Favvkes

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Tell Matt congrats on the new research assistant job!

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When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "**" in the dictionary was like watching **. amirite?

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I went to a Catholic school, so it was extra naughty! I learned what a **** was by looking it up in the dictionary.
In religion class.

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solar_ice

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WATCH OUT EVERYONE, WE GOTTA BADASS OVER HERE!

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Lazy rule number 42: If it isn't on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist, amirite?

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What are the first 41 rules?

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personThingy

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1. If the remote is more than arms length away, it's impossible to reach
2. It is forbidden to ever get up for your own beverage, you must always ask as many people as possible to get it for you
3. If no one will get you the drink (lazy bastards), you must rethink your thirst
4. Homework is going to take longer than 30 minutes? It's not that important
5. Homework isn't due tomorrow? Thats not getting started tonight
6. Don't set a passoword on your phone, it takes too much energy to enter in EVERY TIME you open your phone
7. Walking from class to class on a daily basis is enough exercise, therefore you can spend the rest of your time on amirite?
8. You must fill your arms to the maximum capacity when moving things so you don't have to ever make two trips
9. If you can't reach your phone charger from your comfy bed, don't bother plugging it in
10. Lifting your arm is too tiring when you first wake up, so just sleep through your alarm clock instead of hitting snooze
11. It takes too much energy to actually find the people in your house you need to talk to, just call them from your cell phone no matter how close you are
41. Don't write all the lazy rules- it's a waste of time

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It's silly how some people let their sexuality define themselves, when it's only a small part of their personality, amirite?

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I know what you mean.
One of my friends has an alternate facebook just for her "Gay status updates"

And I think to myself "Is it really THAT important?"
It makes me want to make an alternate facebook account where everything I say has to do with me being black.

"Had the most awesome day eatin' fried chicken with my niggaaaas"
"I don't need any sunscreen. I don't burn cause I'm BLACK. haha!"
"Man, I got pulled over today. Must be cause I'm black"
"Black and proud!"

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The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?

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If you have your clocks on the 12-hour setting, you have two wishes because 11:11 comes twice. One "the world won't end" wish and one super-wish of your choice.