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Sometimes when I'm mad, I pee right smack in the middle of the toilet water to show my dominance.

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Operator_X Operator_X

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You have to dominate the entire toilet, however. The best strategy is to perform criss-cross peeing motions so the entire toilet knows of your utter domination.

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That is NOT how you write poetry on the POTD! I can see I'll have to show you, since you have nothing to say.
You first pick a topic; something you know well, or else rhyming words becomes a new kind of hell. You then choose a first line, really, anything will do, but you must then fit a similar word into line number two. Most people will make a point, or at least make a joke, but we'll all settle for simple rhyme if you panic and you choke.
Okay, have you got it now? Do you think you understand? Maybe in future you just shouldn't try if you don't think it'll be grand.

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Freddy the Leprechaun is my invisible friend
He has lots of Marijuana he's willing to vend
You just need a lighter and a pocketful of dough
And he'll show you what's at the end of the rainbow

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Freddy the Leprechaun is my invisible friend
He has lots of Marijuana he's willing to vend
You just need a lighter and a pocketful of dough
And he'll show you what's at the end of the rainbow

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Favvkes Favvkes

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Remember to knock three times at the door
There've been police sniffing round, you can't just walk in anymore.
Remember to bring lots of food. a cupcake, at least.
when you find the gold treasure you'll feel like a feast.
Remember to never, EVER try to drive;
You'll pass a parked truck and thank God you're alive.

Lol no, I'm talking out my **** on this one. All I know on the subject is what my Health class covered.

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It doesn't matter how many people degrade themselves for money, decency is still expected as a standard. Why should what's left of the decent world conform to indecency just because the idea runs rampant?

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heysoulsister heysoulsister

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I'm not saying all women have to sacrifice their decency on America's behalf, I'm just saying that it doesn't really matter. You're right when you say that decency is a standard, its a conformity of the rich, those of lesser or of more impoverished funds might deem clothes less necessary as our ancestors had, when the idea of wearing clothes was preposterous. You could also say that showing sexuality is now a privilege of the rich, an embarrassment of the middle class and a smirk to the lower class who others would look down upon if seen on such a way. Funny how times change.

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That's really not true, he used to buy huge amounts of land that had endangered species on it if he knew it had plans to be developed, he was a great conservationist. He did a lot of rescuing and rehabilitation of animals as well as important research. Yes he had show that bought him lots of fame, but he used it to educate people.

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I don't know what you're talking about. "In the wizarding world, taking a utensil for whipping eggs or cream or Felix Felicis right before a date takes the term 'getting lucky' to a whole new level, amirite?" makes perfect sense. He's obviously going to dazzle her with his awesome cooking skills.

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Get that **** a whisk. Bitches love whisks.

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I'm only that confused when my ice cream is hotter than two rats bumping uglies in a wool sock.

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Oh my gosh. I just realized that if you flip 3.14 backwards, it looks like the word "pie" O.O

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You have got to be kidding me. You stole that from somewhere, MLIA most likely, and you know it. Pretending like you "just realized it". ** please. My ** you "just realized it". Does your mother know you lie on the internet? Because Jesus certainly knows and he won't be having no mercy on you come Judgment Day

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I also read Judy Moody and the Adventures of Captain Underpants, to the great embarrassment of my mother.

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yeah, it is a joke. you're like 12(therefore not expected to have any endurance, and I'm 20 and can go for an hour :P)

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Age has nothing to do with it. When you're spending 58 minutes of that hour trying to find the right hole, I don't think you can really brag.

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