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people" and "sons of
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86% For want of a nail, a shoe was lost. For want of a shoe a horse was lost. For want...
100% If they can make penicillin out of
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100% One ought to look a good deal at oneself before thinking of condemning others.
90% Weird is the new standard.
The key to your team winning today's
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After watching some of the helicopter
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the hell...
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license while living in NYC by the...
100% 🍄 I think some people still think
"friends with benefits" means
you know...
88% A great golfer but you never liked Tiger
Woods the person... amirite?
100% Spy gadgets, weapons, blow up ****
dolls, and other things the CIA has
funded. After...
The key to your team winning today's
game is for your offense to score more
points...
Why have there been so few American
world chess champions?
Can you cook?I cooked pasta and it taste
like not as good as I was hoping!!
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Anti jokes are really original
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So is sarcasm.
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I'm a conservative Christian, and I completely agree with this post. I do not approve of gay/homosexual lifestyles. BUT I do not hate them as human beings, at all.
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"Hey! I'm Pug!"
"Hey! I'm Rex... I'm gay!"
"Oh, cool! I like and respect you, but I don't approve of your lifestyle, and I don't believe you should be allowed the human right to marry, like I have. Guess you'll just have to live without it, even though it doesn't affect me in any way. Sorry! But don't worry, it's all okay, and you can't call me a homophobic douche... because I don't hate you."
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Maple trees... you'd tap that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8
Kind of interesting to think about.
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Don't tell me what I can and can't do with my prunes!
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Not only that, but also because it's just the right thing to do. Unless you want to look like a total ****.
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It sucks when sometimes the trailer ruins it because it shows ALL the funny parts.
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I think that's the point of the line. Even though she's very popular, she'll still make the hipsters like her.
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If you say No Way, it means you're not always wrong. That doesn't mean that you can't sometimes be wrong, therefore it's okay to click No Way.
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What if the food's on a shelf that's lower than eye level? I'm not saying that everyone is too lazy to bend down, but it would make finding what you want a lot quicker and easier.
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Wouldn't you also have to bend down to pick it up and look on the lid?
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What's so hard about simply looking inside the container?
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I like it because you can look at pictures without leaving the homepage.
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Yeah, well, I found a penny today.
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Harry needs some sleep...
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And he needs a nose... and he needs some sleep... and some new glasses. And he needs and manicure.
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Careful Harry HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE!
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Yesterday my friend's thong was showing so my other friend gave her a wedgie so hard that her underwear actually ripped.
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When I read the first part of this post, I'm like "Whaaat?! So untrue!" and clicked no way. Then I read the rest and changed my vote.
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are you kidding 9:23 on a thursday is the worst of all :O
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No no no no... 12:54 on a Wednesday is definitely the worst...
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Actually, it is due to breathing to why we age. Each breath damages the cells in our body. So essentially breathing is slowly killing us.
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Hmmm, interesting.
You can try not breathing for a while, and let me know what happens.
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Zombie Kid? Is that you?
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I actually read this in a whispering voice in my head.
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Yeah, if you're trying to act crazy, then it's very effective.
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i think you mean he who must not be named....
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Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.
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Haven't you seen Paranormal Activity?
That's what happens.
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I'd expect Pedobear to post here saying something like, "Why is that a problem?"
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I was thinking the same exact thing.
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