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if dropping a tray in the lunch room is the worst, most embarrassing thing thats happened to you...you're lucky.

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MyHotHotJam MyHotHotJam

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Very true - luckily that's not what the post says.

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This creepy guy I worked with would just stare at my **** openly every time he talked to me. My face would always turn beet red, and then he'd go "awww, you're blushing!" Creep!!!

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What about those sketchy tootsie rolls that never seem to have expiration dates?

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Distinctions Distinctions

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You beat me to it, I was going to say Tootsie Rolls. It's not even worth the effort that goes into chewing one, I would rather throw it in the garbage.

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I said YYA, but I'll contend it's actually when the old couple is laying in bed holding hands waiting to die, and the mom is telling her little kids a story. :*(

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You don't die from 15 seconds of choking.

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Did you really think you were providing me with some invaluable information I was lacking? My point was I would struggle with all my might for like fifteen seconds and then slowly pretend to die and eventually go limp so they would let go. Obviously you don't die from 15 seconds of choking, but clearly it wouldn't do me any good to wait until I was actually dying to "pretend to die", so I would be banking on the fact that they don't have a timer out and probably aren't thinking clearly in the moment. I can't believe I'm arguing the specifics of this...

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Louie said something similar, this isn't an exact quote or anything though.

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This is a complete rip off of Louis CK, which is fine - just give credit to the source. Youtube "everything's amazing and nobody's happy." He talks about the high-speed internet, sitting in a chair in the sky...it may not be a word for word quote, but it's clearly ripped off.

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Yeah, I was surprised how many people YYA'd this considering I'm pretty sure I'm considerably older than 99% of the users on this site. I was born in '83 and most definitely remember the internet being invented and not understanding what the heck it was. But, I feel like the majority of the users on this site were either born after it was invented, or were only a couple years old when it was invented and would't be able to remember life before it...

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yeah i'm a little confused on this one...

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It's a joke, but trying to explain it will just make it lose its humor.

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I can attest that the crying baby works well when you're flying Southwest also. The seat next to me is always the very last one taken - some poor sap flying stand-by.

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the hangover

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You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

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YES. I'm pregnant and in my 1st trimester, so I pretty much feel like this 24/7, including when I wake up in the middle of the night. It's so annoying.

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Wow, they bought 50 iPads for your school? What a gigantic waste of money. As a tax payer, that really pisses me off. No wonder our country is broke.

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This post makes me think of Friends. "Guess what? Guess what?" "The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recomending Trident?" :)

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Why don't you just ask them to smoke somewhere else? Most smokers are courteous. I'm sure if you explained the situation they would go somewhere different.

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Obviously that was the first thing we tried. You really think we'd sit inside with no A/C without ever attempting to ask them if they'd mind going somewhere else to smoke? They said no - they're outside smoking 20 times a day, they don't want have to walk around the corner every time they want a cigarette. Most smokers I've encountered are NOT courteous - they have a "screw you, you don't like it you can go somewhere else" attitude.

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Ceasar dressing - didn't realize that anchovies gave it that distinctive flavor. It's hard to eat it without thinking about that anymore...

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