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I don't claim to be a genius in any way, shape, or form, but when I hear girls say, "I watch Jersey Shore because it legit makes me feel smart," I die a little inside, because I know that's the only thing that could possibly make them feel that way. (ono)

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quiet people FTW!

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Anonymous

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shhh... us quiet people don't like caps lock, as it looks loud...

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Lift up the flaps on the side, delicately hold them between the index finger and thumb and CHUG IT LIKE A MAN.

And that is how one remains masculine while drinking a juice box.

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Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them.
Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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Just for this, I hope that you win the lottery or invent something and become a billionaire, and then move to my city so I can witness all of these things.

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*MLIA

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Ram27 Ram27

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Well, to make it more "average," some changes need to be made.
First, the post must begin with "Today," even if the event actually occurred a week ago.
Second, one would replace everything after "Ninja Metal would be so awesome!!" with "Needless to say, we high fived and played with swords while we pretended that the floor was lava. Best. Day. Ever," because that is definitely what qualifies as the best day ever.

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All your friends were payed to be your friends, and the tooth fairy is really a man who rapes you and then takes your tooth to eat afterwords and pays you for the ****.

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DandyLion DandyLion

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Silly friends, I was paid to like them. And that tooth fairy, he gets around. His plan is genius, pretending to be a fairy. Too bad he fooled me all these years :(

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But I thought I *was* adopted?

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belizandy belizandy

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Just kidding. But that would have been a great comeback.

Is there anything else the world hasn't told me? :'( First the sea shells, now my parents!!!

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I just saw a movie in the theater and everything I've done since has been really dramatic. Yep, I'm gonna be an actress some day...

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Or if it's thunder storming at 10'oclock in the morning but then everything is dry and nice and sunny by 4 in the afternoon

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Miss_Potter Miss_Potter

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That could also mean that you live in Ohio.

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The first thing I thought of when I read this was Kitty from That 70's Show.

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Even then I wouldn't give him a CPR, I'd probably forget everything they taught me, and probably would just call an ambulance...

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PurpleZebra PurpleZebra

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Yeah, I guess that's true. I'll probably forget a lot of what I learned in a serious situation, but I'd at least try to use CPR.

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