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thank you! i try telling this to people all the time. its like the animal commercials to adopt a pet, you should rather want to save a child in Africa

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Phineas_and_Ferb Phineas_and_Ferb

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Aren't you a little young to be sponsoring African children?

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Same here. The fire department has had rescue my refrigerator from trees on several occasions.

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"Did you plot the 9/11 attacks?" "No" "I think he's telling the truth.."

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I'll take chances, but not if it will most likely hurt me. I'll tell the truth when the situation calls for it. I'm sure as hell not going to consciously create a dysfunctional relationship. "Random" is being like "omg ninjas lolzzz!!1!!11!". I'll say "I love you" when I mean it, and no other time. I'll laugh at things that are funny. i'll cry when something hurts me enough to make me cry anyway. As for regretting: I won't dwell on what I've done, but I'll try to make it better, admit I made a mistake, and consciously try to avoid making it again in the future.

If you're wondering why I'm such a buzzkill for voting this down, this is the kind of "meaningful" crap that people think is insightful and profound and deep, when it's really just the same crap written on every teenage girl's facebook wall. It's a bunch of buzz words, nothing deep. And people won't change at all because they read it.

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i dont get it....?

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Anonymous

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He went to a restaurant the other day and he noticed that his waitress had a black eye. So he made sure he spoke loud and clear when ordering his food because she obviously had trouble listening

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See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.

**** JUDGE EVERYONE

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Teacher: Timmy, if you had $20 and asked your dad for $10, how much would you have?
Timmy: $20
Teacher: You don't know your maths!
Timmy: You don't know my dad!

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Simon

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If Timmy had asked Dinkleberg he would've gotten it

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Teacher: Timmy, if you had $20 and asked your dad for $10, how much would you have?
Timmy: $20
Teacher: You don't know your maths!
Timmy: You don't know my dad!

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and "dvjh,sdhfglskdfhgfdughslkdfjeofisdmckfjbvskmdjfeiohg" means, "I'm getting mauled by a **** polar bear!"

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Im_so_bored_so_bye Im_so_bored_so_bye

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God, I can't believe you dish into stereotypes so easily. Like, I work at a dry cleaning store and everyone is like "Don't maul me, haha!" And I'm just like, "Do you LOOK like a seal?" **** sheeple...

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I did that in my math class. I got full credit, but ms spulnik was awesome..

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th3don th3don

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I highly doubt the accuracy of your story, but you might want to try telling it to MLIA.

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That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

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(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.

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Hold the phone. HOLD THE **** PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

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I made the list :'] I'm so proud.

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Pride is one of the seven deadly sins. You claim to be a Christian, yet you clearly don't believe in God. Also you worship a Jew, making you Jewish, and all Jews are going to Hell. Also, your shirt is red, so you're a Communist.

Wow, the people who claim to be Christians these days...

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Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop **** telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

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Actually, it's been proven that words with the same amount of letters in them have a connection. It's a psychological thing. We named them similarly because we make a connection in our minds. The connections between cabbage and pillows is that you can, in a pinch, use a cabbage as a pillow.

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Window and lotion have the same amount of letters because if you suddenly slather a lot of lotion all over a window, you get a window covered in lotion.

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I was getting patted down and I told them, "I think we've made it to first base." Haha, it was funny... too bad she didn't think so.

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