You want your gravestone to be funny, <strong>amirite?</strong>

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I read somewhere that Groucho Marx wanted his epitaph to say "Excuse me, I can't stand up." (hehe)

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Bun10 Bun10

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You might want to get that checked out.

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The only thing a philosophy degree is useful for is laminating it and using it to shield yourself from the rain when you're living on the streets.

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

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This calls for a hotline!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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TinyNinja TinyNinja

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I read about police looking for a guy and when they yelled Marco he responded with Polo and was arrested, so ya never know. :)

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