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This calls for a hotline!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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TinyNinja TinyNinja

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I prefer amirite notifications. I think they look a lot cooler then Facebook ones. Quick! Everyone love this comment so i can enjoy the tiny red circle of greatness!

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

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Or when some idiot's complaining that their mother has cancer and I have to shove my Gameboy in their face and scream, "SOME OF US HAVE REAL PROBLEMS!!"

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Favvkes Favvkes

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"I'll put my dickdoodler into your vaginhole and and make you squeal with joy,This will be so much better than any toy
We'll thrust and thrust and see how much I can cram,
I'll make your eggs green with my huge ham"

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MachoCheez MachoCheez

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How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

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FlyingMintBunny FlyingMintBunny

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( hello ) = (hello)
( un ) = (un)
( angry ) = (angry)
( lolwut) = (lolwut)
( ono ) = (ono)
( goo ) = (goo)
( yum ) = (yum)
( frown ) = (frown)
( d ) = (d)
( smirk ) = (smirk)
( wary ) = (wary)
( no ) = (no)
( hmm ) = (hmm)
( hehe ) = (hehe)
( cool ) = (cool)
( l ) = (l)
( Y ) = (y)
( n ) = (n)
( love ) = (love)
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

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Axolotl Axolotl

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José is a German name/

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So you speak German, not Germany. I'm pretty sure an entire country hasn't fallen out of your mouth.

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