dan94

About me.
Well, about me:
I was born in India, and now live in New Zealand.
The one stereotype I follow is that I'm Indian and really like cricket, both watching and playing. I also play squash, but hardly ever watch it because it's not very popular and so it is hard to find good live streams on the net.

This is me playing the guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnWYyX3oHSc

Here are two stories I want to share for no particular reason.
When I was in primary, I read a book about a boy complaining about his horrible grandmother. He said that he blamed Einstein because if he hadn't done his theory of relativity, then people wouldn't know she was his grandmother. I though that was reasonable and moved on. Then a couple of years later I realised what the theory of relativity was and I started laughing at this joke.

In primary, I wrote a scary scary about a group of people that move in to a dark house. I wrote that "the house was dark, with no electricity in the house, so they fit in some light-bulbs". When my teacher read this, she started laughing, and I didn't understand why until about 2 years later.

Just wanted to share those stories, because I think they are pretty funny.

My two biggest pet peeves are:
When people mistake unconscious and subconscious.
- A small list = http://ctrlv.in/100953

When people say literally when they mean figuratively. (e.g He had literally a billion scars)


Message me if you want, notice the default message, just reading your mind .