+11The fact that we whip cream, beat eggs
and perform other acts of unspeakable
violence...
+10It's annoying when the charger to your
(insert electronic device here) isn't
quite...
+8Player v Player games are a lot more intense than campaign style games, but are also a...
+7Physical fitness tests in gym class were
unfair. Just because I can't do 20
push-ups...
+4They should take all the winners from
all the different singing competition
shows and...
0Most cookery shows rely too much on sex.
If someone from the original era of
cookery...
+4They should take all the winners from
all the different singing competition
shows and...
+1There are a lot of stupidly redundant
phrases like "sucks to suck"...
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If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?
3073 Comments +428 / 93%
IT'S A TRICK QUESTION TRAINS DON'T EXIST
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Most people die without moving anything more than the dirt it takes to bury them. I want to change the world. :-) amirite?
17 Comments -24 / 39%
Anonymous
GOOD FOR YOU
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Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
192158 Comments +1,420 / 88%
Anonymous Politics
How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)
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In response to “How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm...”
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
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Anonymous
You are coming to the amirite? VMAs Tinychat Party on September 6th at 7pm central time. amirite?
323 Comments -107 / 13%
Now why the **** would i want to do that?
022 Reply
Anonymous
In response to “Now why the **** would i want to do that?”
Because I'll be there, and I'm cute as the ugliest button on a hipster's shirt.
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Some references to popular sitcoms make you want to stand by a legen ... wait for it ... jump, amirite?
7861 Comments +375 / 83%
I love HIMYM but this is hilarious
+34845 Reply
Frogs_Legs_the_Troll
In response to “I love HIMYM but this is hilarious”
I think you need to work on your use of conjuctions.
+2065453 Reply
There are so many 'hey i just met you' jokes now that they aren't even funny anymore, amirite?
10 Comments +157 / 92%
Anonymous Games
Hey, I just met you
And I agree
You were expecting this, weren't you?
This comment sort of blows
+17171 Reply
Telling a girl you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan, amirite?
3171 Comments +482 / 96%
America Fuck Yeah!
I don't really understand this?...
+143 Reply
In response to “I don't really understand this?...”
Because of all the sunlight refracting and starting indoor fires?
+27276 Reply
Justin bieber and Chris brown are about equal in musical quality. amirite?
5 Comments +21 / 56%
I don't know, I feel like Chris beats Rih..
.. I mean Justin at music. 
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Mr. Cupid
You hope there's life on Mars, but not any cats, in case Curiosity kills them, amirite?
8148 Comments +513 / 94%
This is stupid, curiosity isn't a weapon, how would it kill the cats?
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Anonymous
In response to “This is stupid, curiosity isn't a weapon, how...”
I bet you're the life of the party.
+50507 Reply
Even your very best friend was once a stranger, amirite?
138 Comments +342 / 97%
He is even stranger now that I know him more.
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notmuchnotmuch
"What if you could turn your lights on... from a different city?" Why the hell would you need to do that? amirite?
811 Comments +350 / 96%
Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! **** with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
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People that can't stand camping are usually those who are very materialistic, amirite?
15 Comments -71 / 38%
CompletelyAwkward7
Or those who hate mosquitoes, those who have back trouble and don't like sleeping on the ground, or those who nearly had their tent set on fire by other drunk campers when they were ten.
That got a bit personal at the end.
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When you walk by people, you make quick judgements about them like "ooh she's hot," or "she has really cool clothes," or "he needs to work out." You wonder what quick judgemens people make about you, amirite?
1525 Comments +649 / 96%
"Why can't I be as cool as him?"
I mean that's what I assume someone would say about me if I ever left my house.
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It would be really convenient if you could text 911, because in a situation where you have to be quiet a phone call is not generally something you would do, amirite?
214 Comments +365 / 100%
Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?
Caller: HAH AUTOCORRECT!
Police: LOLOLOL
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Trolling is an science, amirite?
1225 Comments +272 / 92%
(colette):I'll leave that up to you.
+891 Reply
In response to “(colette):I'll leave that up to you.”
Well, according to Schrödinger's cat theory, until you reveal to us if it was intentional or a mistake, it is theoretically both at the same time. The answer in your mind is the equivalent of the cat in the box. Regardless of what anybody here believes to be the truth, they are correct until you tell us the real answer.
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You wonder if any celebrities use amirite, amirite?
437 Comments +320 / 93%
One time my brother shook hands with someone who met Regis Philbin. Does that count?
+36364 Reply
Unrequited love: can't sleep with her, can't sleep without her, amirite?
6469 Comments +723 / 97%
livelovemusic12
So sweet I think I got diabetes.
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ActionMan
The quickest way to lose weight is to amputate a limb. Boom, 40 pounds shed right there, amirite?
66 Comments +227 / 98%
I was watching the biggest loser one time, one of the mini episodes.
And there was this one couple that lost by one pound. One of the girls in the group had a shitload of weave in her head and I was like "RIP THE WEAVE OUT, RIP IT OUT AND YOU WILL WIN!"
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It's so sad when people go to the extreme and cut themselves. It's so sad and I wish I could help everybody who has that problem. Amirite?
6 Comments -3 / 44%
Candycane123
Can't hug every cat.
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You've never considered that people that speak other languages probably have their own internet acronyms that are as common as lol and wtf, amirite?
422 Comments +391 / 91%
The National Spanish Exam practice tests tried to teach me that "APTLV" meant "amigas/amigos para toda la vida." I'm not so sure I believe that people actually use that.
It also said that kcs means qué haces, toynkasa means estoy en casa, l100to means lo siento, m1ml means mándame un mesaje luego, p911 means mis padres vienen, and sqla means escuela. I'm not sure how they came up with these.
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EstoniaObsessed
Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
28482 Comments +1,466 / 96%
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
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