personThingy

About me.
I'm trying to start writing a description, but I'm too lazy to even finish one sentence.
Good, that's one sentence. Now let's see how much more I can write.

-I am really **** lazy, and I get bored very easily.
-I don't make posts. Long story.
-When I say "long story" I don't actually mean the story is long. I just mean I don't feel like going into it, and the time it will take you to convince me to, plus the length of the story, is long.
-I like cake. Cake is good.
-These are my political views:
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-I am Roman Catholic, but don't worry: I'm not going to try to force my religion onto you. What I will try to force, however, is some common sense and morals. As long as you respect people's DNA, and you don't pretend to know everything, you can worship a giant fire-breathing cow with a rocket launcher **** for all I care (no offense to anyone who does).
-I am pro-gay and pro-choice, and I die a little whenever I meet someone who isn't.
-Contrary to what some would assume, I'm not gay. Then again, I'm not really straight either. I'm still a virgin, and I have no real desire to change that.
-I'm always right. Always.
-When I say "I'm always right" I don't actually mean that I'm absolutely right about everything I say. I mean that I'm almost always right about certain things, given the information available. It's complicated.
-Everything else I say means exactly what it sounds like (unless it's sarcasm).
-I am terrified of people.
-I'd like to think of myself as being open-minded, but nobody's ever won an argument against me.
-Most of the arguments I make are based on hearsay, Wikipedia, and logic, so please correct me if you have any more reliable information.
-Please think before you comment, especially if you're replying to me. Even though I have no life and I procrastinate all the time, I don't like to waste time arguing with stupid people.
-I didn't like the way my description ended, so I added another sentence.

Relationship Status: Single

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Education: In High School

Career Industry: Student

Religious Views: Christian

Political Views: Liberal

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian