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Say to either one, "If I ask you if this door leads to freedom will you say it does?"

Both must give the correct answer. The truth teller because it is the truth, the liar because he must lie about the fact that he would lie if asked.

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VicZinc VicZinc

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Darling the oranges you sent
Resembled nothing but resent
Think I couldn't pull off another
Whimsical yet playful colour?

Orange is not me, I'm more mm, white
Oh wait that's a shade, correct me if I'm right?

You and me we are over
Like that orange mutated clover
That you gave me while half asleep
Because you're nothing but cheap

Oh you boy, my orange boy toy, treat me so wrongggg
I'm the best girl out there, out there (clearly noted by this here song)

So take back your pumpkin and orange candle
And I'll find my new handle 
On the colour
I decided was duller
Than meeee.

Oh and don't call me back
Ever.
Xoxo, Taylor ;). 

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Anonymous

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Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

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yesimrite

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O, I apologize. Ru partial to any specific elements?

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Linds Linds

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Na, not ReLi, Its OK. I Am in F(avor) OF Co though. (Is is sad that I tried to use the three elements that are out of order by atomic mass? I succeded, and used way too many elements.)
My message otherwise reads:
Sodium, not rheniumLithium, Iodine OxygenPotassium. I am in Flourine(avor) OxygenFlourine Cobalt though.

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Lawl! Like, I toootally respect heterosexuals and all, it's just they need to keep their heterosexuality to themSELVES. Also, again, I TOOOTALLY respect it, it's just well (lawl!) I don't think you straights should have have the right to marry either. My religion dictates it, and if you disagree then gersh, stop religiously persecuting me already! ALRIGHTBYELOL xoxo

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"It's funny how people support more pro-gay companies by trying to show their support for an anti-gay company. Google, Apple, and Microsoft likely designed the OS on the smartphone used to take pictures at Chick-fil-a today. These pictures were likely uploaded (using Apple, Google and Microsoft products) to the major social networks, Facebook and Twitters, over one of the major cellular networks Verizon, Sprint, T-mobile, and AT&T. The customers probably purchased a beverage with their meal, which was provided by Coca-cola, the only beverage products available at Chick-fil-a. If they used credit/debit card to purchase their meal they more than likely used a Visa, Master Card, or American Express Card.If they drove there, there is a high probability they used a car produced by Chrysler, Ford, General Motors or Toyota. What do all these companies, besides Chick-fila, have in common? They're all pro-gay companies. So if you want to support anti-gay bigots, you're better off staying at home doing absolutely nothing. But make sure you aren't using a computer to share your opinion, as the father of computer science and artificial intelligence, Alan Turing, was a homosexual."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did..

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SeniorD SeniorD

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It was cool though when Batman had to find and destroy all 7 horcruxes to defeat Bane.

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llamas

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I thought the best part was when he died and came back as Batman the White

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brownboy

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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
This sentence is just missing the punctuation.

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pamplemousse94 pamplemousse94

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There are also the following sentences:
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo," and "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher."

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pamplemousse94 pamplemousse94

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This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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Anonymous

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I don't assume that quiet people are deep and intellectual. I assume that they're too afraid to socialize.

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Montana Montana

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I hate that. I offten keep quiet, not because I'm afraid to speak up, or talk to people, but because I have nothing to say at the time. People that meet me for the first time always assume I'm shy, but that's not the case. When, and if I have something to say, I'll say it.
That's just me though...

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SkylarOctavious SkylarOctavious

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or these
Allstate
Amazon
American Airlines
Apple
Applebee's
Best Buy
Clorox
Coca-Cola
Costco
Delta Airlines
Ford
Gap
General Motors
Gerber Baby Products
Hilton Hotels
Home Depot
IMB
Levi's
Marriot International
McDonald's
Microsoft
Nationwide
Nike
Olive Garden
Pepsico
Proctor and Gamble
Red Lobster
Rite Aid
Sears
Southwest Airlines
Starbucks
State Farm
Target
United Airlines
UPS
Walgreens
Walt Disney Company

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****
****
****
****
Effin
****
Goddamn
Hoe
Idiot
Jackass
Kooch
Lardass
****
****
Orgasmic
****
Queefer
Rimmer
Shit
****
Unclefucker
Vadge
****
XXX
YOLO (honestly, this one's worse than ****)
Zipper-taker-downer-person-thing

Alright, I had to stretch on quite a few of these...

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YeahIAm

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I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

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SuperFastJellyFish SuperFastJellyFish

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Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."

Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.

Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.

All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

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Baconnoisseur Baconnoisseur

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I hate all the overused spoof versions of the song. por ejemplo: I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOOO I'LL TAKE A ZERO -_-

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Legendtobe91

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We gonna vote this up, we gonna post all night, we gonna hype shit up cuz this is amirite

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BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

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