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already went down. is always going down. Tornadoes and Indian attacks and tsunamis and plagues of locusts, slave rebellions and solar eclipses and hordes of vikings come to pillage, volcanoes and freak lightning strikes and houses foolishly built on fault lines, packages lost in the mail and plummeting coconuts and poisonous snakes that get into people's homes and just ruin everyone's day, terrorists and extremists and boyfriends who cheat and toilets that get frequently clogged. The world is full of . It has always been full of . We see natural disasters of some sort at least once a month. Somewhere a forest is burning, a murderer is plotting, a religious fanatic is predicting the next apocalypse, and lava is slowly oozing out from a volcano in Hawaii. went down in our parents lives, and our grandparents lives, and in the lives of the cavemen from whom we descended. Oh, you're a creationist? Well I'm sure some went down in God's workshop while he tried to figure out how to get our feet on straight. This post is meaningless. It means nothing.
Oh look, I told you off. Some just went down.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

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HastyCroissant

In response to “Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

That's when the rolling part is crucial. You must continue to roll until the doors open. This may take a while and you may get many "What the **** are you doing?"s, but stick at it. Do not reply. Just keep rolling.

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ActionMan

I think that means (goo) because OP wants to finger YOU. OP's intention is to make you feel significant above all other users on the site. This user makes me want to (cry2) out of joy.

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Shadi Shadi

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I never (cry2) out of joy, but I do (goo). For jokes, I usually (hmm), then (hehe). Telling jokes makes me feel (cool), especially when I get (l)'s and no one (n). When I don't get (y) I get (d) or (angry), but then I just end up (frown). Bad jokes get me to (un) and (no), dirty jokes to (hello). Funny idiots at least get (lolwut) as a reaction, while stupid idiots just get (ono). I (love) ice cream because I can (yum), but vegetables, (puke). Achievements always make me (smirk).

Um, I'm not sure where I was going with this (wary).

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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Anonymous

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