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Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" *beams proudly*
Potential Employer: "What the **** are they?"

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Whacka Whacka

In response to “Potential Employer: "Looking at your...

No, here's how it would go:

Potential employer: "I see you have seven diamond achievements on Amirite."
Me: "Yes..."
Potential employer: "Excuse me while I take my clothes off."

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eldorito

Fun fact: it is completely acceptable to put Amirite achievements on your resume

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Galileo Galileo

In response to “Fun fact: it is completely acceptable to put...

Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" *beams proudly*
Potential Employer: "What the **** are they?"

+164165157 Reply

Whacka Whacka

No this is Sparta! Or Patrick. Either works really...

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runnerdude runnerdude

In response to “No this is Sparta! Or Patrick. Either works...

Actually I'm compiling a list of all the things "this" is:
madness
Sparta
Patrick
how we do it
why I'm hot
a beat-uh, u can't touch
it

And this is my list of what "this" ain't:
a song for the broken hearted.

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

It depends. If I had to steal an army helicopter and crash land it into the prison he is in to attract the guards while he makes a run for it, then yes. But no way in hell would I jaywalk to get said helicopter.

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Serg Serg

I can just see the headlines "Santa Claus and reindeers promotes Meth." Followed by a banning of the use of Santa Claus in the media and the congress voting Christmas a vegetable.

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BurnyBurn BurnyBurn

-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like ". I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above

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Serg Serg

Random **** would go around in the middle of the night with their faces covered half assing hugs just to be on America's most wanted.

... Or at least I would..

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Anonymous

Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?

****, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.

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Shugah Shugah

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