Allow me to be the first to say that I am completely ashamed and embarrassed at the egregious grammatical error in this post. To my loyal readers, I apologize for this gross overlook. To my un-loyal readers, why the fuck aren't you following me with more loyalty? To the casual readers....come and sit down. Let's swap stories....maybe share a few BBQ chicken recipes. I have a splendid one that makes all seven of my wives climax at once. But yes, I apologize for the horrid error in this post. If you didn't notice it then I implore you to get off the internet and go crack open an English book or two.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Keeps sock manufacturers in business. Seven wives sir, and all you have posted today are fornication. I pray thee tell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Allow me to be the first to say that I am completely ashamed and embarrassed at the egregious grammatical error in this post. To my loyal readers, I apologize for this gross overlook. To my un-loyal readers, I don't blame you. To the casual readers....come and sit down. Let's swap stories....maybe share a peanut butter and jelly recipes. I have a splendid one that makes all my Kleenex climax at once. But yes, I apologize for the horrid error in this post. If you didn't notice it then I implore you to get off the internet and go crack open an English book or two.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuck it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh... "single-handedly."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I applaud you on catching the true joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I let an audible "one of those 'ooh's' you say when something is funny but completely inappropriate."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....I don't follow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago