Actually it says in the second verse "I said mr Purple People Eater what's your line He said eating purple people and it sure is fine"
I think that means he eats purple people
I love that song :)
i always thought i was the only one confused about that.
I have a third nip
I always thought he ate purple people until a little while ago.
"Eating purple people sure is fine, but that's not the reason I came today-
I WANNA GET A JOB IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND!"