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Also about life and boss+140Life is a game you only have one life plenty of fighting moves avoid the hazards save the princess and instead of beating a boss you have to please him to get to the next level in a job, amirite?
Also by turk3ypoo+15Why do all coffee shops not have marshmallows?? isn't that what everyone wants in their hot cocoa.. amirite?
Also by turk3ypoo+29you will never understand the purpose of "poking" someone on facebook, amirite?
Also by turk3ypoo+17You've woken up before from an awesome dream, and thought DAMN that'd be a good movie..if only I remembered it I could make millions. amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?