+218 drunk passengers are as dangerous as drunk drivers because they for sure can mislead the drivers wrong way, "yes, trust me, short cut is that way" *points to the forest with no trail at all*, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the driver could tell that there is no trail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh no shit, i just looked up his name, this is a terrible coincidence.. for real.. i just thought of this while watching one movie, old school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're taking directions from a drunk person you deserve to smash your car up while you try to drive through a forrest

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin. "A drunk driver is dangerous. But so is a drunk backseat driver, if he's persuasive."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate it when people fuck up jokes. If you're not funny, stop trying to be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anybody stupid enough to listen to a drunk passenger is probably drunk himself. And therefore would be dangerous regardless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Oki doki Carlos. Say, it's sure a good thing you're here, what with the fact that I drive with my eyes closed."

by Anonymous 11 years ago