+514 "The snack that smiles back: Goldfish." But I just found one without a mouth. What happens now, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sister once sent Pepperidge Farms a letter asking them why some had smiles and some didn't. They said that it just turns out that way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

didnt say they ALWAYS smile back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you draw one on that sum'bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you sew the hell out of em

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's not smiling because he just saw you eat his best friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They actually only put smiles on about 50% of them

by Anonymous 13 years ago