+240 Peach only gets herself kidnapped because it's the only way Mario shows he cares, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The only thing she does for him is bake him a shitty cake. She doesn't put out or anything.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Mario? Can you come help me with bills?" "Stfu woman! The Super Bowl is on!" "UGH! I'm going to call Bowser. At least HE knows how to treat a woman."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actually mario would say something more along the lines of "a-yeah a-peach, make-a me, a pizza"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i hate the teenage singers who thinkthey can make it in the music business. the music business is a adult world with sex and drugs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago