+217 You only need 1 birth control pill to prevent unplanned pregnancy- you stick it in between your legs and don't let it fall out, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

uh or you can just take them once a day at the same time each day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP was meaning abstinence... But it's cool if you don't understand jokes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like songbird211's plan better cause that's actually the one i'm on :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Yeah! :D): good that works for you, but those of us who are over the age of 18, like sex and are in love my plan may be more effective

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Yeah! :D): also note that if you are under 18 and having sex you should most definitely be taking some form of birth control

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why just if you're under 18? If you don't want to have a baby, you should be on bc. Also, I don't get the post :3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you are 18 or older and having sex and do not want children, you should also most definitely be taking some form of birth control.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like songbird211's plan better cause that's actually the one i'm on :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In order to keep the pill there they'd have to keep their legs closed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Abstinence joke. Clever. I like the wording but they always sound just a little self-righteous

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't really think this sounded self-righteous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your probably right. Maybe it's my general mood but these always seem to have a hint of *Well look at me I can keep from having sex cause I'm not a whore maybe all the rest of you should try it some time* Not necessarily the OP of this post that's just the vibe I get from similar posts

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because a person has sex doesn't automatically make them a whore. Just because a person doesn't have sex doesn't make them better than someone who does. I think this was mostly a joke, not necessarily saying no one should have sex until they're married.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No no I completely understand that. Like I said this isn't my view on this post nor my view of how sex should be regarded. I just get the feeling that's what quite a few adjacent post tend to say. I know sex isn't a bad thing and shouldn't be looked down upon vs people who have sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are several positions where you don't need to open your legs, this method could just inspire creativity and not result in birth control.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get that it's a joke and all, so I won't NW, but it seems like it would be pretty awkward walking around with your legs stuck together.

by Anonymous 12 years ago