+407 Every time I hear a "Why'd the chicken cross the road" joke, I'm always find myself ending up disappointed, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Irony=read the post two below this one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Question- why did the chicken cross the road? Responses- ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Visa , which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; and compete with Apple’s Smooth Eagle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm always find myself" OLOLOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago