-42 A dog only qualifies as an actual dog if it passes the "Punt" rule. If you can punt it, its not a real dog, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a bad troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i second that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

theyre not trolling, ive heard a comedian say this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're right, it's a Jeff Dunham joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even tho, in my mind, jeff dunham is not a comedian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't think he's funny?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he can be, but for the most part no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's a pretty legit rule. He's not saying to punt dogs, he's saying if, hypothetically, you could punt this animal, it isn't a real dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

once i punted a great dane. it went much further than expected and landed in a toxic landfill and is now well known as Scooby Doo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my four pound shit-pom is the best!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can punt any dog if you try hard enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So puppies aren't dogs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He means full grown dog. He never said puppy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never said full grown dogs either

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(#1028163) shes fully grown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I accidently clicked reply to you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a post doesn't count as a post unless it passes the Cunt Rule. If the person who posts is being a cunt, then just no. (This isn't directed at you, OP)

by Anonymous 13 years ago