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Also by constantinople+23i wish running is that easy, just like driving; to increase speed, it requires only flick of your right ankle, amirite?
Also by constantinople+22if somebody took you to mcdonald's for your first date, something is very wrong, amirite?
Also about buy, air, and tree+3If there was a machine that converted CO2 into oxygen, people would buy it right? Saving the planet and providing cleaner air is a good thing! So why not plant a tree? amirite?
Also about air+57You can't help but notice that the Aperture Science test chambers don't have air conditioning/ventilation... Test subjects need air too, amirite?
Also about tree+636a guy and a girl sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then comes marriage. the comes and abrupt, tragic misscarriage. then comes blame, the comes dipair, 2 hearts damaged beyond repair..... the guy dumps the girl and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E :( amirite?
Also about air fresheners+167Those air fresheners that spray when you walk by would be a lot more useful if it didn't sound like someone was having an allergy attack every goddamned time someone walks into the kitchen, amirite?
Also about air fresheners+363Thanks to air fresheners and shampoo, we now know what ocean breeze and mountain air smell like, amirite?
Also about air fresheners+116Air fresheners don't really "deodorize" your air. They just disguise the shitty smell with an even shittier, more obnoxious one. amirite?