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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by ihearandomusic+291It'd be pretty cool if Facebook had an app where you could click on anyone and see if they had any friends who are friends who are friends who are (etc.) friends with you just to see if the world was small enough that you were in some small way connected to someone you stumbled upon randomly, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by ihearandomusic+13The only reason superheroes don't exist is because the U.S. government finally succeeded in nuking an island full of them, amirite?
Also about life+515It's not realistic when people say "live life to the fullest, have no regrets." If you never regret anything you did, no matter how stupid, then it shows that you didn't learn from your experience. Life involves making mistakes, and a life with no regret would be impossibly perfect, amirite?