+652 Chuck Norris facts are funny, but here's a real one: Chuck Norris is 70 years old. I bet you didn't know that, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did know that. That just makes him 50 times more awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FALSE! Chuck Norris is 184. He roundhouse kicked his DOB and it changed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck norris doesnt age

by Anonymous 13 years ago

chuck norris coached my two uncles' soccer team. chuck norris lived in a house down the street from my mother in the 70s. chuck norris blew up a car for a movie in said house down the street from my mother. my p.e. teacher/basketball coach also works at in n out. she said that chuck norris has come in for lunch a couple of times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's older than my grandpa :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, so Chuck Norris is a real person?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

surely you are kidding...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he was kidding. and don't call him "shirly" i highly doupt that's his name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@889988 (Reid): Actually I wasn't kidding. But now i can see that just about everyone knew he was real except for me. And I'm a girl, btw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ha! she was serious. and it was a girl so her name could very well be shirley!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's so amazing it's hard to believe it sometimes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, 70 is Chuck Norris, so if you know anyone who is 70, you must call them Chuck. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago