¿ǝʇıɹıɯɐ ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐʍq ˙ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ ƃuıʞɐɯ ɹoɟ ʍou ǝɯ ʇɐ pɐɯ ɹnoʎ ʇǝq osןɐ ı ˙dn ʇı ɥɔɹɐǝs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ ןןıʍ noʎ ʇnq sıɥʇ pıp ı ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ʇǝq ı, amirite?

Yeah, ur not an ass. I know how to do it

i just voted no way because I didn't wanna read it

The only thing I'm mad at you for is your/you're, but whatever.

d: os ooʇ ʇı op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʞo sʇı

Yeah, it's not so secret anymore. I googled that years ago.
ןɯʇɥ˙sɹǝʇʇǝןuʍopǝpısdn/ʎɐןd/ɯoɔ˙sǝɹıʍuǝʌǝs˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ